No amount of money in the world could fix that... but damn, do I wish there were a vaccine for that shit. Maybe something which causes sudden and total muscle weakness whenever anger and other associated emotions act up in the brain. Then, the offending asshole would just crumple to the floor and be all limp, like a…

They watched “American Psycho” and thought it was a self-help movie.

This gives me hope that one day, Barron may be a dreadlocked budtender freeganing his way through Tucson and giving long rambling interviews to whoever will buy him a beer.

“Only attacks dogs who...?” How many dogs has her vigilante dog attacked? Did he have a little cape?

I went to a soccer game last night and some jackass was screaming, “STOP WALKING, YOU’RE DISRESPECTING THE FLAG,” at people during the National Anthem. Yeah, and yelling at people is soooo much more better, guy. Flag fetishists are the worst.

@Bencjacobs of the Guardian is reporting that Gianforte, the Republican candidate “bodyslammed” him and Jacobs has been taken to the hospital...

“I said, ‘I’ll make a deal with you: Don’t let another Nazi in, and I won’t accost that Nazi,’” she said.

“I said no, because I wanted her to go away,” he said. “I didn’t want to get into a confrontation.”

Spencer said he was at the gym “peacefully working out” when Fair came up to him and asked him if he was Richard Spencer. “I said no, because I wanted her to go away,” he said. “I didn’t want to get into a confrontation.”

Quite frankly, it’s because we’re fucking stupid and deserve every bite of the shit sandwich we’re eating.

In short, because the Republicans control Congress, and Trump’s insanity is helping them do what they exist to do: line rich people’s pockets by hurting the poorest and most vulnerable. 

I mean, I know you aren’t supposed to (feeding wildlife is bad. I know this. On many levels, for many reasons, it is bad). But lookit that bear. LOOKIT. I am a sucker.

If I saw that goddamned bear looking through my door I’d be making brownies too.

Everyone else gets roasted chicken, while the President’s chicken is served in breaded strips shaped like dinosaurs.

He puts the “nouveau” in Nouveau Riche.

Extra gravy and more ice cream. That’s how he keeps his waistline so svelte!

the unique circumstances that have made her feel powerless

As an emergency doctor I say to Raul Labrado, fuck you. There are clear and painful limits to what I can do in the ED, not because of lack of caring, but because of what my scope of practice, training, and resources cover. If you come in sick because of sepsis (severe, life-threatening infection), I gotcha. If you…

They need to make an AIDS quilt but with squares about people who died due to lack of access to health care. There are several people in the comments here with stories of losing someone and that’s just a sliver of Americans.

If Raul Labrador reads this, we all know his reaction is “Big Deal, he is gay, fuck him”