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Trump isn’t Bettlejuice. He doesn’t become less powerful if you avoid saying his name. He’s the president of the United States, a job that at least used to be considered the most powerful position in the world.

No amount of money in the world could fix that... but damn, do I wish there were a vaccine for that shit. Maybe something which causes sudden and total muscle weakness whenever anger and other associated emotions act up in the brain. Then, the offending asshole would just crumple to the floor and be all limp, like a

They watched “American Psycho” and thought it was a self-help movie.

This gives me hope that one day, Barron may be a dreadlocked budtender freeganing his way through Tucson and giving long rambling interviews to whoever will buy him a beer.

“Only attacks dogs who...?” How many dogs has her vigilante dog attacked? Did he have a little cape?

I went to a soccer game last night and some jackass was screaming, “STOP WALKING, YOU’RE DISRESPECTING THE FLAG,” at people during the National Anthem. Yeah, and yelling at people is soooo much more better, guy. Flag fetishists are the worst.

@Bencjacobs of the Guardian is reporting that Gianforte, the Republican candidate “bodyslammed” him and Jacobs has been taken to the hospital...

“I said, ‘I’ll make a deal with you: Don’t let another Nazi in, and I won’t accost that Nazi,’” she said.

“I said no, because I wanted her to go away,” he said. “I didn’t want to get into a confrontation.”

Spencer said he was at the gym “peacefully working out” when Fair came up to him and asked him if he was Richard Spencer. “I said no, because I wanted her to go away,” he said. “I didn’t want to get into a confrontation.”

Quite frankly, it’s because we’re fucking stupid and deserve every bite of the shit sandwich we’re eating.

In short, because the Republicans control Congress, and Trump’s insanity is helping them do what they exist to do: line rich people’s pockets by hurting the poorest and most vulnerable. 

I mean, I know you aren’t supposed to (feeding wildlife is bad. I know this. On many levels, for many reasons, it is bad). But lookit that bear. LOOKIT. I am a sucker.

That’s exactly it. I voted for Bernie in the Ohio Primary, and Clinton in the General.

I expected it to be a landslide, because I thought Republican voters cared even a little bit about the principals and conservatism they spent so much time talking about.

I expected it to be a landslide, because I figured there’s no

I heard a clear message: to continue the work done by Obama, protect people’s civil liberties, strengthen healthcare, consider the needs of middle and lower class people as equal to the rich, participate in strong but diplomatic relations with the rest of the world, et al.

elections are not about voting your own personal belief system into office. Because the results of the election affect a lot more people than you. And, it is very likely, that an election will affect other people a great deal more than you.

Oh, STFU you fucking concern troll wanker crybaby.

Perhaps you can unpack this for me? At least as far as the War Criminal part? Because my understanding is that, for someone to be a war criminal, they have to commit a war crime, or order others to do so. As a Senator, Hillary Clinton would not have been in any position to do either. And as Secretary of State, she

Yep.. it’s all Hillary’s fault, nothing to do with the sheer pigshit-thick stupidity of the US electorate.

If I saw that goddamned bear looking through my door I’d be making brownies too.