Wouldn’t it be a shame if we reported an illegal immigrant who pretended to have a job to enter the country, but didn’t actually, married for a green card, then FINALLY got a largely ceremonial job, BUT refused to do it and cost taxpayers an inordinate amount of money because she refused to uphold the…

Anybody want a peanut?

In a weird way I sort of get it bc hey, in my day-to-day I’m usually considered to be a smart and fairly capable person. Swim in that as your quotidian waters and you start thinking you’re pretty competent - maybe even above average.

Now I wonder just how close America has been to a 4 am dick pic... tweeted at North Korea.

How is pranking these assholes hurting victims?

If I was American, I’d be calling to report that ICE was asking for my documents outside a courthouse.

Yes. Absolutely that too. Very definitely unintelligent.

(Unintelligible)

Oh Bill... Shining a light on cockroaches isn’t what caused them to be cockroaches in the first place. Now go pound sand, you fucking shitpossum; you’re fired!

Because nothing says “these sexual allegations aren’t true” like the Catholic Church!

Chaffetz is in the golden shower video in the role of the mattress.

that’s the thing about Torquemada, he only shows up when you least expect him

Sure it is.

Holy Cow.. Is Spicer really reading a book called “How to Catch the Easter Bunny?” Is it a one page book where the only instruction is “Call ICE.”?

Pictured: Melania Trump blowing her safety whistle as a known sexual predator approaches.

me too, tiff. me too.

Yet they didn’t have concentration camps for gay men, did they? This equivocation is ridiculous. I’m not sure why supposed liberals feel the need to knee-jerk defend the worst aspects of Islam, but the fact is, the only concentration camps for gay men are in Chechnya and they’re being run by Muslims.