True story from a “low-key” bride who spent <$300 on her dress. When I first saw my sister-in-law after the ceremony she said—“You look so...comfortable.”

We read novels like this and 1984 as critiques of society and government.

I realize that you probably think you’re helping, but please stop helping.

Huh, La La Land encouraged me to dance on my car in rush hour.

informed industry colleagues of the pending closure of the 18-year-old agency

You clearly know nothing of modeling high fashion.

I remember an interview she did with Seventeen in the late 1990s. There were pictures of her dorm room at Choate Rosemary Hall. She said she had to model because her mother wouldn’t give her an allowance. Cry me a river.

Like not laughing at your boss’s dumb jokes, a refusal to buy would hurt their likelihood of keeping their jobs. But buying it/laughing at the jokes of a narcissistic tyrant, kills a little piece of your soul as it is a sign of your powerlessness.

Good grief that photo basically represents the Trump family. Gilded and absolutely clueless at doing their jobs.

It really is. I was in India in Jan/Feb and traveled to 7 different states, Uttar Pradesh was just a whole another vibe. I would say it was more Mississippi than Florida. Very low literacy rates, very high poverty, the most unbalanced male:female ratio. Even my Indian relatives don’t really ever go there unless…

I’m guessing she was disabled and then dumped. I made an unplanned visit to an orphanage in India (upon invitation), where I met homeless disabled children who were found wandering the streets of New Delhi at a very young age. All these comments and jokes are too much for me. Call me humourless.

Uttar Pradesh (literally Northern State) has a population of around 220 million, barely a 100 million less than the entirety of the US, squeezed into an area the size of Wyoming, so you can guess why some of the weirdest stories of India come out of there. We’ve been carving pieces of it out to make new states, but…

Always with the abandoned-Hindi-monkey-girl truthers.

There is a GIF of the monkeys ganging up to attack the police.

Tay in da mend!!!

HAIRLESS MONKEY STOLEN BY FOUR-WHEELED ROBOT, INVESTIGATORS SAY

I just yelled “chickapaaaaaaay” across the cubicle farm. Friday fun times.

This is a beta-test for Ivanka’s national child-care program

They are the bare necessities ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Hey... what’s a feral girl like you doing in a classic Rudyard Kipling setting like this?