OH JESUS WEPT, NO

Oh, it’s not! She’s had a lot of work done - her cheekbones, her nose, and her lips, too. Which is why her being lauded as one of the most beautiful women in the world is so fucking annoying. Stop pushing these surgically-altered beauty standards on us!

Trump especially loses his shit when he perceives classic NY institutions STILL rejecting him despite how rich, successful, powerful he becomes (see obsession with Vanity Fair, SNL, NY Times, etc.). It’s like returning to a class reunion and the cool kids who picked on you in high school still treat you like a schmuck…

I’m going to need a Shade Court ruling on Talley’s remarks here.

This.

There was a good nytimes article about this... how white working class is the one default identity OK to be associated with being American. Time we changed that.

Or for that matter for Hilary Clinton. In no way has she ever done something illegal, but her constant investigations (by the FBI or otherwise) and then a few cherry picked actual misdeeds made her look like the criminal of the century. Put it on the news everyday for 20 years and voila!

I am glad President Obama served so well for 8 years, and that no-one hurt him or his family. I was afraid for him when he was first elected.

On a scale to one to ten I’m probably about an 7. I see tons of similiarities to what’s happening worldwide to the events leading up to the First World War. Nuclear weapons are now into play, so the threat of mutual destruction could keep us safe, but also I don’t see that being enough forever. The global rise to…

After having managed to avoid it for decades, I finally read William Shirer’s The Rise and Fall of the Third Reich just this year, starting in the weeks leading up to the election and finishing about a week after the election.

Ah, that explains the lack of Duck Dynasty filled cabinet positions.

If only we had known how economically insecure they were!

My grandfather actually died at the beginning of this 2016 after a long battle with Parkinson’s and dementia. He made that Nazi comment back in 2014 and was mainly referring to Ted Cruz and the Tea Parties. He had been warning us about neo-Nazi’s and fascism way way back in 2009 when the Obama Birther Truther movement…

Her house is listed as the office for Spencer’s National Policy Institute. So. Yeah. There’s that.

Also: referring to a portion of your new constituents as “they” when speaking to crowds is an extremely troubling precedent for a President to set.

This is the time to get a bit Godwin-y. He is a manifesto away (Mein Cheeto?), maybe a youth group?

Reenactment, in gif form:

Can Ann Coulter have children? I always just assumed she was some sort of horrible simulacra being piloted around by a thousand angry scorpions.

You forgot to mention Christian. Remember the Bible series he and his wife Roma Downey produced starring Satan Obama? Yay Christian values!

Really curious to see what the ratings are going to be for the VS show this year. They haven’t been great in recent years, and there’s nothing about our collective mood this year that’s going to inspire people to think this is a good idea. Personally, I’ve got no interest in watching. This show is seconds from going…