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You’re right. He doesn’t have to say anything and really isn’t required to. I would be happy if he simply stormed out of the press room on election night wihout answering questions and was never seen or heard from again. In fact, I think we should require that.

exactly! my boyfriend won’t watch it with me anymore because i just make fun of them the entire time. There’s no emotional stakes anymore.

Hillary brain ninja’d the FUCK out of that diseased orange with that comment about his dad giving him money. He was in control up until that point, subdued and a little boring, and then he immediately began to unravel. It was beautiful.

Mmm, I am loving the name Moxie for a girl.

Anyone who is a fan of Neal Stephenson is sitting up and thinking, “It’s *Hiro* Protagonist!”

I hope her middle name is/will be Protagonist. :)

It certainly was in wide use during my 1970's and early 1980's childhood, but I withered in shame when someone told me the origin. I immediately mentally attempted to run through every person I’d ever possibly used the word in front of, and tried to remember if any of them were possibly Romani. It was a fruitless

He was also an excellent gypsy-catcher.

EDIT: Aw crud. Made a mistake. Enjoy this picture of my dog instead:

I heard a security analyst on NPR describe Trump as having a “different” intelligence. Paraphrasing, but this stuck out on the program: “Everybody knows you can’t brief Trump by giving him documents and expecting him to read them; you need to explain the situation out loud to him in person,”. It was hilarious and

Just before Operation Iraqi Freedom — so much Freedom! — an informal survey found two-thirds of Americans could not locate Iraq on an unmarked map. This is a nation we fought another war with only a decade prior, and a supermajority of US citizens couldn’t point to the country in question.

We are dealing with a candidate that is apparently unaware that the military has its own court system. It’s not like any seminal pieces of pop culture have been made about it...

I’m renting the biggest TV I can find and watch Fox News Election Central all night.

Pretty sure the issue is that the cops did a thing.

But is your Mum really willing to sacrifice the rights of women and minorities to a Republican supreme court appointee? Because that’s the reality. It may seem noble to abstain from voting for HC but the reality is that it will have huge and REAL implications for the daily lives of women across the country should she

‘The guy has to somehow be under full control the entire time he is shitfaced’

get rekt ruffian, my toddlers are rewatching the first season of true detective as we speak.

The Third Reich didn’t start out like that, either. Things were actually humming along nicely when my great grandparents decided it was time they left.

I look at the side pressure on her boobs and wish to free them.

A couple of things come to mind. 1) I would like water board every one of those parents that pimped out their kids. WTF is wrong with people. 2) how did they not prosicute this sick fuck for child porn? 3) please repeat #1. 4) please repeat #3 and #1.