I think people who can't bother to make their bed before proposing genocide need to step the fuck up.

“...eats 51 bananas a day...”

this is probably hypocritical coming from somebody that spends as much time in the Jezebel comments section as I do, but these people have way too much fucking time on their hands

You can only conclude one thing from the professor’s statement: that he, too, is a rapist.

I know what you’re saying is absolutely right. I just think that as we grow to be more diverse (and, as Trump manages to de-code all the racial coding that was established by Republicans in the latter half of last century), we are seeing the death throes of the southern strategy. Republicans have been saying to…

Those boys just remind me of

Their stupid grins fill me with RAGE. I want to Hulk-smash those stupid grins off their stupid faces

Yes.

Say what you will about Adolf Hitler but he did kill Hitler.

These cops are worthless pussies. How dangerous is pond water? I’ve seen some ponds in my time, they’re not know for ripcurrents. I’ve also seen some mythbusters in my time and know that a car door opens underwater once the pressure is equalized, and they’d have had enough time before the girls were unable to be…

GMO’s are not bad for humans, but Monsanto sure is bad for farmers, and the environment. I avoid them, just not for hair-brained reasons.

Do you think Sunny Jo does tasteful boudoir shots too? Asking for a friend.

There is no fucking way this level of work requires a 7-14 day turnaround like his website claims.

Is he ghost farting his way up to space heaven?

Post Mortem photography is so cool though. It’s like a game...guess which one of these people is dead weeeeee

a Pennsylvania-based photographer who specializes in photoshopped portraits with deceased family members.

Funny but simplistic. I suspect the parent in your scenario would more likely tell the kid to “hate the sin, not the sinner”, or refer to gay people as “confused” or “sick”. If being gay is a sin, then being openly gay is like stealing money and then bragging about it.

My conversation about homosexuality with my kids, then ages six and four, went like this:

Yeah, man, it’s the sign on the door that keeps predators out of bathrooms.

Kid: “Why should I hate them?”
Parent: “Because of the bible says so”
K: “What’s a bible?”
P: “It’s a set of rules by god”
K: “So there is a rule that says we have to hate people?”
P: “Well, not really, but there is a strong interpretation of it that shows to some miscontructed theories that possibly, maybe you’re not…