But is your Mum really willing to sacrifice the rights of women and minorities to a Republican supreme court appointee? Because that’s the reality. It may seem noble to abstain from voting for HC but the reality is that it will have huge and REAL implications for the daily lives of women across the country should she…

‘The guy has to somehow be under full control the entire time he is shitfaced’

get rekt ruffian, my toddlers are rewatching the first season of true detective as we speak.

The Third Reich didn’t start out like that, either. Things were actually humming along nicely when my great grandparents decided it was time they left.

I look at the side pressure on her boobs and wish to free them.

A couple of things come to mind. 1) I would like water board every one of those parents that pimped out their kids. WTF is wrong with people. 2) how did they not prosicute this sick fuck for child porn? 3) please repeat #1. 4) please repeat #3 and #1.

I think people who can't bother to make their bed before proposing genocide need to step the fuck up.

“...eats 51 bananas a day...”

this is probably hypocritical coming from somebody that spends as much time in the Jezebel comments section as I do, but these people have way too much fucking time on their hands

You can only conclude one thing from the professor’s statement: that he, too, is a rapist.

I know what you’re saying is absolutely right. I just think that as we grow to be more diverse (and, as Trump manages to de-code all the racial coding that was established by Republicans in the latter half of last century), we are seeing the death throes of the southern strategy. Republicans have been saying to…

Those boys just remind me of

Their stupid grins fill me with RAGE. I want to Hulk-smash those stupid grins off their stupid faces

Yes.

Say what you will about Adolf Hitler but he did kill Hitler.

These cops are worthless pussies. How dangerous is pond water? I’ve seen some ponds in my time, they’re not know for ripcurrents. I’ve also seen some mythbusters in my time and know that a car door opens underwater once the pressure is equalized, and they’d have had enough time before the girls were unable to be…

GMO’s are not bad for humans, but Monsanto sure is bad for farmers, and the environment. I avoid them, just not for hair-brained reasons.

Do you think Sunny Jo does tasteful boudoir shots too? Asking for a friend.

There is no fucking way this level of work requires a 7-14 day turnaround like his website claims.

Is he ghost farting his way up to space heaven?