Funny but simplistic. I suspect the parent in your scenario would more likely tell the kid to “hate the sin, not the sinner”, or refer to gay people as “confused” or “sick”. If being gay is a sin, then being openly gay is like stealing money and then bragging about it.

My conversation about homosexuality with my kids, then ages six and four, went like this:

Yeah, man, it’s the sign on the door that keeps predators out of bathrooms.

Kid: “Why should I hate them?”
Parent: “Because of the bible says so”
K: “What’s a bible?”
P: “It’s a set of rules by god”
K: “So there is a rule that says we have to hate people?”
P: “Well, not really, but there is a strong interpretation of it that shows to some miscontructed theories that possibly, maybe you’re not…

Indeed. This “masseuse” sure sounds like an ex-boyfriend who is upset his money spigot has been turned off. Doesn’t mean I know whether Simmons’ assistant is good or bad, but the guy doing the complaining seems sketchy af.

I saw Richard at LAX once, chatting up some fans.

Dear NASCAR:

I feel bad for elephants, they didn’t ask to be dragged into this. And I’m also annoyed because I think that pink elephant skirt is cute but I don’t want to be associated with CPAC.

Surely it’d be better to laminate it and hang it by one’s back door.

There’s actually a disturbing amount of script happening. Women like pink and ... like ... pearls and cursive and shit, right?

IKR?
Although the flowery “exit only” font had me full on *laughing*.

(suitable to laminate and hang on one’s front door perhaps?)

“I will take 20 of your finest plastic fetuses, please.”

Anna, I hope Gawker Media is also footing a massive bar tab for this because I know I couldn’t do this sober without my head exploding all over the pink elephant fetus merch.