Former cop - no.

There’s a bit of a difference between running into a store and running ten feet away where you’re not even breaking eye contact with your vehicle.

The Fool’s role is often to speak truth to power. The play is a comedy when they’re heard, a tragedy when they’re not.

Not to be a nitpicker, but aren’t the islands called Gristol and Serkonos, where the cities of Dunwall and Karnaca are located? I’d expect this clown to have done the journalism before writing the article but apparently that’s too much to ask for.

Not to be a nitpicker, but isn’t her name Billie Lurk?

There’s absolutely nothing Scary about what the Firewatch devs have done. This isn’t “we’re gonna randomly and unexpectedly take down your shit if we don’t like you or your politics!”

oooooooor don’t make sports that big a deal maybe? won’t be sad if there is no favorite team!

Or, give them something constructive to do that contributes to society instead!

They need to cast Rudy Giuliani as Nosferatu. Amirite everyone?

My money is on bad acting. Mostly by Emilia Clarke, who can’t act her way out of a paper bag.

It is a fact that the two drinks taste slightly different. It is my opinion that this difference is not large enough to justify the marketing and that the side by side existence of the two brands is silly.

It’s Ed Sheeran. KILL HIM NOW!

Here’s one more.

That’s absolutely revenge porn. He should face charges. End of story.

Is it flaunting literary privilege to say that anyone going into a production of 1984 without some idea of what they’re going to see deserves what they get?

she died doing what she loved: whipping things into shape

As a person with an autoimmune disease, I am not offended in any way shape or form and actually think this is a pretty good analogy. People need to sit the fuck down.

Beautifully described; thank you.

You will need a screwdriver, a pair of tweezers, a magnifying glass (optional), some salt (~1tbsp), and a bag of chicken feed, preferably corn-based.