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Itto Ogami
lonewolf2cubs

If you’re dumb enough to buy a tesla - let alone a betatruck - dystopian should be expected.

Did he try parking it in rice overnight?

All they had to do was remove the bullshit assassin/animus plot and have a ballpit of 30 interns create too many missions. Maybe have a couple guys work on economy. Instead, we get this.

Walter Goggers

He recovered fast though: Excalibur worked really well. 

Just wait until Elon gives Ye the first one. 

Ah yes, the classic Nissan in the 2010s” approach.

It’s 2022. People don’t back off in shame any more. They double down and commit to their bullshit harder. Your hate only makes them stronger. Gives them focus.

We never sell your data. We just share it with companies that paid us to. Totally different.

Hey uh these aren’t words that should go together.

OH GOD WHY DID I CLICK THIS

See it! It’s fantastic. And yes, think of it less as a Sandler vehicle, more as a Safdie brothers masterpiece (they also did Good Time, which is excellent).

That date would be whenever the share price drops below $50.

Fortunately it’s memorialized forever in the article’s address:

Can you people quit complaining about scientists spending money on science instead of [insert neglected important thing]? There's plenty of money out in the world. Go harass the people making bombs or luxury hotels or oil pipelines or something. Scientists make it so your kids have something to learn when they

OK, let’s play “Unusual Marine Life, or Stevie Nicks video?”

No offense to anyone who just plays online multiplayer shooters. That’s a form of gaming, but more rooted in competition and showing off. For me a real modern day video game is something like, Elden Ring. That’s what it’s all about.

This has really been the Season of Leon. He is just murdering every second he’s onscreen.

It’s always so sad to see Kendall try to make friends with someone. His chitchat with Adrien Brody about their kids was fine, but then when he tried to get him to commit to coming to his birthday party and Brody replied with, “Uh, who’s gonna be there?” Devastating.