All they had to do was remove the bullshit assassin/animus plot and have a ballpit of 30 interns create too many missions. Maybe have a couple guys work on economy. Instead, we get this.

Walter Goggers

He recovered fast though: Excalibur worked really well. 

Just wait until Elon gives Ye the first one. 

Ah yes, the classic “Nissan in the 2010s” approach.

See it! It’s fantastic. And yes, think of it less as a Sandler vehicle, more as a Safdie brothers masterpiece (they also did Good Time, which is excellent).

That date would be whenever the share price drops below $50.

Fortunately it’s memorialized forever in the article’s address:

No offense to anyone who just plays online multiplayer shooters. That’s a form of gaming, but more rooted in competition and showing off. For me a real modern day video game is something like, Elden Ring. That’s what it’s all about.

This has really been the Season of Leon. He is just murdering every second he’s onscreen.

It’s always so sad to see Kendall try to make friends with someone. His chitchat with Adrien Brody about their kids was fine, but then when he tried to get him to commit to coming to his birthday party and Brody replied with, “Uh, who’s gonna be there?” Devastating.

When cis women are telling trans women that genitals determine gender, when cis women call trans women “infiltrators” or “rapists of the female form”, and literally telling us that we’re “not a lesbian” because we’re trans, they don’t get a free pass from me.

Also RE: the not a lesbian stuff-I can find a few bad…

I’m 48, and I’d look at you the same way!

All of this sounds like someone who doesnt work in an office.  No one gives a shit about any of these things.  No one is laughing at the Olds for saying Presentation instead of Slide Deck.

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I’m the opposite. Everything is awful and sometimes some low-stakes celebrity gossip can be a nice palate cleanser after reading about the new and exciting ways everything’s just burning down around us.

You can still talk while wearing it, so not a gag.

I learned this off the internet, but I can still get my kid (now 15 YO) to talk about his school day by starting with,

Kanye’s dumb ass being dethroned by a gay Black Gen-Z kid is exactly what the world needs right now.