As if they could’ve fully explored the length and depth of the subject in 3 or less volumes.

Can we just hire Levar Burton and get it over with?

Well it serves him right for stealing Dev Patel’s horse, cursing Colin Farrell’s children with a supernatural disease, and fighting with Cillian Murphy during a perilous maritime rescue operation. 

That story doesn’t track either because no one in Ireland is ever embarrassed about being too drunk

May Eros, Artemis, and Apollo guide him through this film journey.

Obligatory:

I thought the story was cool but man...you invade one bandit camp/do a fox shrine, you’ve done them all. Platinuming the game was a headache and a half.

MAD TV nailed it when Dreamgirls happened.

hunny

Don’t know what Tigger flags represent, but Pooh flags let travelers know that your house is a safe space they can come and walk around with no pants on.

rearranged themselves into a swastika?

Yeah, once a guy hits 35 he needs to go with “Jim Urine” or “James Urine.”

I dare say he’s at risk for a downright onomatopoetic end.

Depending on the contract Bam had (and considering the somewhat complicated Jackass/CKY relationship), I’m guessing he feels they set him up to fail whatever testing they set up for him so they didn’t have to pay him. If he had a pay or play contract, they would have had to pay him even if he wasn’t in the movie,…

Most likely this will be a boost to his career, especially if he gets in on the cancel culture grift. I’ll just keep avoiding his music anyway. 

The taillights were an early non-hybridized take on regen brakes; step on the pedal and when all sixteen lights go on the whole car slows down just from the drag on the alternator.

Seriously, this article seems hyperbolic, but the game really is fucking fantastic. It really is just a shame that the damn thing won’t let me play let me in let me in I’m trying to be patient but I launched the client a half-hour ago at least tell me how far from the front of the line I am!

Having played a fair amount of hours of UT/Gold/2k4/3/ Quake 3, I can tell you this is not at all like that, the gameplay is Halo through and through, but with portals, its pretty fun!

The White Lotus has been the most blatant exploration of the intersectionality of generations since Douglas Coupland.

Should have made this article a slideshow, for the irony!