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We’d really waste less time if we simply required Kislyak to note all of the American politicians with whom he has met. All on one list, yo!

His hand is not what she’s getting paid to hold.

The news this morning felt like a punch to the face. Soundgarden and Temple of the Dog were mainstays in my personal music library in high school and college. I even willingly paid for (and enjoyed) some of his solo work. His voice was mesmerizing and his lyrics put into words all of the depression-fueled emotions…

Pretty good list!

I wonder that about almost every major network sitcom. Why do people still think all of those cliched jokes and stereotyped characters are funny?

I can’t stop looking at that photo. It looks like hands escaping from a port-a-potty. Like some weird version of Little Shop of Horrors where a port-a-potty comes to life.

Better idea: maybe stop greenlighting Guy Ritchie movies for a little while, and by “a little while” I mean “for the span of his natural life.”

That’s a hot take.

SICK BURN!

Lana Del Rey’s New Song Is About Being Distracted at Coachella By How Fucked Up the World Is

Vive le France! We drove the Nazis out 72 years ago. No way in hell are they coming back.

I’m sure that, at some point, I’ll tire of hearing about this, but not yet. Not even close. Pass the popcorn!

I’m really enjoying my Fyre Festival experience.

Here’s Pitt on whether he’s going through a mid-life crisis:

Would’ve hopped all over this if it was The Wire.

Would’ve hopped all over this if it was The Wire.

Agreed. She had a real talent for picking out clothes, and although some of her origin story strikes me as bullshit, I do think she grew a business from basically nothing based on that talent. But she treated employees like garbage and handed the company to a series of subsequent chief executives without her talent,…