They need to cast Rudy Giuliani as Nosferatu. Amirite everyone?

My money is on bad acting. Mostly by Emilia Clarke, who can’t act her way out of a paper bag.

It is a fact that the two drinks taste slightly different. It is my opinion that this difference is not large enough to justify the marketing and that the side by side existence of the two brands is silly.

It’s Ed Sheeran. KILL HIM NOW!

Here’s one more.

That’s absolutely revenge porn. He should face charges. End of story.

Is it flaunting literary privilege to say that anyone going into a production of 1984 without some idea of what they’re going to see deserves what they get?

she died doing what she loved: whipping things into shape

As a person with an autoimmune disease, I am not offended in any way shape or form and actually think this is a pretty good analogy. People need to sit the fuck down.

Beautifully described; thank you.

You will need a screwdriver, a pair of tweezers, a magnifying glass (optional), some salt (~1tbsp), and a bag of chicken feed, preferably corn-based.

Alternatively...

We’d really waste less time if we simply required Kislyak to note all of the American politicians with whom he has met. All on one list, yo!

His hand is not what she’s getting paid to hold.

The news this morning felt like a punch to the face. Soundgarden and Temple of the Dog were mainstays in my personal music library in high school and college. I even willingly paid for (and enjoyed) some of his solo work. His voice was mesmerizing and his lyrics put into words all of the depression-fueled emotions…

Pretty good list!

I wonder that about almost every major network sitcom. Why do people still think all of those cliched jokes and stereotyped characters are funny?

I can’t stop looking at that photo. It looks like hands escaping from a port-a-potty. Like some weird version of Little Shop of Horrors where a port-a-potty comes to life.

Better idea: maybe stop greenlighting Guy Ritchie movies for a little while, and by “a little while” I mean “for the span of his natural life.”

That’s a hot take.