Vive le France! We drove the Nazis out 72 years ago. No way in hell are they coming back.

I’m sure that, at some point, I’ll tire of hearing about this, but not yet. Not even close. Pass the popcorn!

I’m really enjoying my Fyre Festival experience.

Here’s Pitt on whether he’s going through a mid-life crisis:

Would’ve hopped all over this if it was The Wire.

Would’ve hopped all over this if it was The Wire.

Agreed. She had a real talent for picking out clothes, and although some of her origin story strikes me as bullshit, I do think she grew a business from basically nothing based on that talent. But she treated employees like garbage and handed the company to a series of subsequent chief executives without her talent,…

No lie, that sounds like Donald Trump tweeting from Deeley’s account.

In his underwear, at work, and cut off air supply? I am sure they are not wanting to jump to conclusions, but this sounds less like suicide and more like misadventure from auto-erotic asphyxia (which may have been the same for Caradine).

Its amazing to watch a total collapse of your own government. Not only the endless scandal, conflicting stories and total distrust at top levels but the total refusal of some people to even acknowledge ANYTHING is wrong (Give him a chance!)

This will likely have a huge impact on dozens of shoppers.

See you tomorrow.

Ugh, I hate the term “Latinx”. It makes me think of a Roman soldier in Spanx. Can’t we go for “Hispanic?” Or better yet, individual ethnic groups. Because as a Puerto Rican, tacos aren’t part of my culture. Oh, they are still delicious. But me ordering them is no different from any other person out there ordering…

I’m hoping she performs at Trump’s Inauguration.

This may come as a surprise to you, but ALL magic tricks are fake.

Fuck you! Elton John is fine.

Sorry, but any article that starts with "As an entrepreneur... " just turns me off. It's fine that you are, but calling that out in your first breath is almost cliche. It almost sounds like "but what I really want to do is direct."