I fear that this story represents the quality we should expect post-7/17/15. Literary equivalents of Miller High-Life. Less filling! Bland but oh-so-safe!

(For Emily Panic) Off-topic but I was sitting in Chipotle the other night and a song came on that was laid-back, quirky, and technically impressive (I’m a sucker for a beat/style change within songs, see: Mr. Bungle), and remembered lyrics. It also evoked a sound I haven’t heard since OK Computer in some parts.…

I would say at this point they likely have bad blood.

Yes, men have historically tried and often succeeded in controlling women and policing their sexual behavior. But asking a woman you marry to fuck only you is not inherently sexist or misogynistic if, crucially, it goes both ways.

I made it half way through before looking at the scroll bar and realizing there was that much more to go. Did I do good?

Did Mr. Denton approve this story before it went up? It is referring to some unproven claims and suspicions...

Given that Crystal Castles broke up months ago that probably won’t happen.

“Speech police knocking down their door.”

Yeah, it's not like awards happen every year. Smart comment!

I have to agree. It was so overwhelmingly meh. Nothing of value and tonnes of obviously overstocked Amazon junk (the voice tower, old kindles, fire tablets). Between amazon junk, watches and one-off ugly clothes that no-one wanted that accounted for about 50%. Another 30% consisted of items that are hyped here on…

I have to agree. It was so overwhelmingly meh. Nothing of value and tonnes of obviously overstocked Amazon junk (the…

Absolutely. Isn’t our legal system based on precedent? IE, if there was no precedent, you go through the hard work and thought and make a ruling, therefore set a precedent that subsequent similar ‘patterns’ refer to?

That’s a lot of ‘mere’s.

I prefer, and find it quite accurate, that the proper equation is:

Sweet Jesus kill it with fire.

Do doilies come from trees?

No gun show ads I take it?

I am so not getting it. Schumer: Edgy. Challenging. Inventive. Funny. I’ll be driving, listening to Comedy Central on satellite and realize I haven’t laughed in a few bits - look down and sure enough it’s Maria Bamford. I was over ‘funny voices’ at 19 watching Caroline’s on A&E. Someone please: What is the attraction?…

I share her feelings. About six months ago I met an unbelievable woman - accomplished, amazingly intelligent, beautiful and sweet. Her love makes me feel better than I ever have before and although it’s tough to say, validates that I must be a pretty good guy! Her love makes me proud and at the same time, makes me…

Like a horrible vegetarian Matador type thing. Oof.