Would I be correct in guessing the guy with the tattoos is the main bad guy / Swayze? Nice of them to keep it simple for me!

Blind Spot - isn't that the girl who killed the Google exec?

Am I in the minority now for wincing every time 'as evidenced' makes it into print versus the correct yet 'appears' incorrect "as evinced"?

Uh Zing.

After reading the article I think with two victims it should be "Man Slashes Women's Necks After They Refuse to Talk to Him" or preferably "Man Slashes Necks of Women Who Refuse to Talk to Him"

Eugh. My OCD is killing me.

That's a pretty myopic statement. Do you have children? Do you ever take them on vacation? I have an 8 year old and a 6 year old. The 8 year old is the one with the allergies. When you travel or visit others a common social activity is going out to dinner. When camping or staying in a hotel it isn't really…

Not really. By the time I get the bill it's weeks later. I don't remember the name of the girl that told me or other details. I don't know the legalities of 'I'm pretty sure there is no egg in this...' and whether I assume the risk. Ultimately that's why I have to be doubleplussure. I always assume the risk is on…

I was being serious! I would have to take other cues to guess the basis of this specific example - chances are good they are just stupid, but I'm serious I've - rather - my son, has been burned so many times I give the people in this example the benefit of the doubt - the guy could have been me!

As the parent of a child with allergies who has trusted staff too many times and ended up in the emergency room because of it, I sympathize with the allergy anecdote. It may sound stupid but it is absolutely worth asking multiple times. Often the server will say it's okay, check with the manager 'just to be sure',…

"Perhaps Pizzolatto will write in a period subplot..."

Interesting: The only comments that made it out of the greys thus far speak nothing to the points of the article and only cite legitimate accidents / uses for concealer.

Congrats on a front-page post here and at vice on the same day! Prolifique!

Re "too much meat": Two words: Brazilian Steakhouse.

The correct equation is Comedy = Tragedy + Distance. Drawing the Venns, time is wholly within distance but distance encompasses more than just time.

If Int_NeckTattoo = 1 then Int_DatePerson = 0

I'm thinking less likely the '1%' and more likely the 85%. Just being real.

Facebook only? Nope.