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it’s questionable whether McNamara is aware that Marie-Josèphe has far stronger sexual chemistry with the CGI cryptid than the human the script has in mind for her.

“If you run into an asshole in the morning, you ran into an asshole. If you run into assholes all day, you’re the asshole.”

The dead mother never bothered me much, but breaking up Robin and Barney was a travesty.

This doesn’t sound good, but I think Kim Catrall is better off here than that other thing.

To everyone saying “but they foreshadowed her death!”:

Steve Schirripa for Murray Goldberg 2022!

Murray is hardly a minor character. It will be hard to continue the show without him. With the recent loss of George Segal, as well, it just feel like time to wrap-up the series. It had a great run.

“It’s just a show. I should really just relax.”
That’s how.

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That’s the part that jumped out at me too. “Hello and welcome to this Zoom call, where we can communicate over long distances perfectly adequately for almost every purpose imaginable to this publication. You will be required to move to within 15 miles of the new HQ so that you can stand three feet away from me when…

Fucking lol:

Jesus Christ. It’s way past time to be done with this site. The new editor sounds like a tool. Writers don’t engage with the readership. It’s just empty content with a few exceptions thrown in every now and then.

I’m glad to see some love for Monsters Inc. here; while not as deep or as daring as Pixar’s best, it’s just about perfect entertainment. Sulley’s face when he learns what puce is will never not make me laugh. And the chemistry between Billy Crystal and John Goodman is exhibit A in why actors sometimes really ought to…

Birch is so damn good it’s a crime she didn’t have a better career and, sadly, much of the blame falls on her father slash manager who apparently is a gigantic fucking creep and did massive, nearly irreparable damage to her career and reputation. 

The first Austin Powers was fun. The rest were utter garbage.

You're a three-decker sauerkraut and toadstool sandwich … WITH ARSENIC SAUCE!

I actually found all his ranting (likely involving a lot of ad libbing) by far the best part of the movie. "Solve world hunger, tell no one!"