“If you run into an asshole in the morning, you ran into an asshole. If you run into assholes all day, you’re the asshole.”

Late to the party but I didnt see this anywhere here...

I know I’m replying to myself here, but I want to give kudos to those who already suggest Firefly and Batmans: TAS (dunnn-dun-dun-DUN-DUNNNNN!).

played by 70-year-old movie stars of yesteryear like Kirk Douglas, Gregory Peck, and Burt Lancaster

The dead mother never bothered me much, but breaking up Robin and Barney was a travesty.

I want you to read this sentence very carefully, because it is bananas: Ray Stantz, Winston Zeddemore, and Peter Venkman did not believe him.

Films can be nostalgic, *and* have competent story logic.

This doesn’t sound good, but I think Kim Catrall is better off here than that other thing.

To everyone saying “but they foreshadowed her death!”:

I’ve watched every Godzilla movie many, many times over the last 30 years.

Steve Schirripa for Murray Goldberg 2022!

Murray is hardly a minor character. It will be hard to continue the show without him. With the recent loss of George Segal, as well, it just feel like time to wrap-up the series. It had a great run.

“It’s just a show. I should really just relax.”
That’s how.

Aqua Teen Hunger Force. Sealab 2021. The Brak Show. Harvey Birdman...

That’s the part that jumped out at me too. “Hello and welcome to this Zoom call, where we can communicate over long distances perfectly adequately for almost every purpose imaginable to this publication. You will be required to move to within 15 miles of the new HQ so that you can stand three feet away from me when…

Fucking lol:

The first Austin Powers was fun. The rest were utter garbage.

You're a three-decker sauerkraut and toadstool sandwich … WITH ARSENIC SAUCE!

I actually found all his ranting (likely involving a lot of ad libbing) by far the best part of the movie. "Solve world hunger, tell no one!"