The early-90s bits nearly kill what otherwise could’ve been a pretty decent movie.

Stephen Spielberg. STEPHEN Spielberg.

Half an hour? Felt like years he was blabbing on. Kinda ruined the show for me. 

You know that stands for automated teller machine. You’re not funny.

‘...Barbershop’s less-good sequel...’

Let me tack Iron Man 3 onto that list. The best of the trilogy.

Ask me in ten years and the answer will likely be the same: Duckman.

The lawnmower scene in Sinister. That is all.

The comic aspects suck, but as a thriller, it’s not too bad.  It’s pretty anonymous among Carpenter’s resume, but I liked it.

James Wan. That’s a funny way to spell J.J. Abrams.

Zoidberg Jesus aside, I’ve always found ‘A Tale of Two Santas’ rather meh. ‘Xmas Story’, on the other hand, is a freaking Swiss watch. The clock gag alone is just plain genius.

You mean The Buttler.

Yeah. Pity they never got around to Vampironica.

Okay, maybe COVID is screwing with my brain, but didn’t The Black Phone come out this year? I distinctly remember going to see a movie with that title. A damn fine horror movie, so I naturally assumed it would end up on this ‘Best Horror Movies of 2022' list. Nothing. Not even an honorable mention.

Shot by Robert Richardson, same cinematographer as Django Unchained.

Minor correction: Brightburn was a Screen Gems release, not a Universal release.

Danny, I’m killing my eyes. Killing my Danny. Kill Danny.

Loved me some Stumptown. Fascinating cases, fun characters (personally, Dex may be Cobie Smulders’s best role). Goddamn Covid.

Even four years later, that plot turn was so ridiculous, I’m almost convinced I dreamt it.

With its bawdy humor and biting social commentary, Duckman was *the* must watch without parental knowledge show of my formative years. However, given how touchy people are these days, I cannot imagine bringing this show back and having it be a fraction of what it was in its heyday. And cleaning it up is not an option,…