instead we get to watch it run out of gas in real time. the whole massive contract renewal feels like your dad caught you smoking rick and morty and is now making you smoke a carton to learn your lesson.

I think he was reacting to Rick having a gun shaped like him. If that’s the case, I’m with Zack.

HI-YO!

Couldn’t help but notice that the review seemed to be throwing shade at The Beast Must Die. Not cool.

Never been a big fan of this movie. The ‘comedy of embarrassment’ (where the world spreads its cheeks and dumps all over its protagonist, who pretty much puts up with this nonsense because...Christ only knows) sets my teeth on edge. Maybe, I’m just too empathetic. The toilet humor didn’t exactly help. Amazing how much…

And here, I thought you were just spouting off. The film is every bit as lazy as this review makes it sound. Hell, maybe more.

That part kept the film from sticking the landing in my eyes. Oakland must be a magical place if a Black ex-con can pull a gun on a White cop (in the cop’s own house!) and suffer no consequences whatsoever. Not saying I needed (or wanted) a downer ending, but c’mon!

To any and all infected dickheads actually planning on lying and endangering the lives of non-assholes just to see a movie, I wish the full spectrum of bad juju on you: going blind, your dick falling off, having to eat from the same plate as Ted Cruz, all the things. You don’t fuck with a man’s moviegoing experience.

I’m probably one of the few people who’s curious to watch this show (mainly in a ‘...seriously, how are they gonna do this?’ way) and some of the leaked pages inspired in me Bart’s reaction to Chester Lampwick: “I don’t want to call you a liar, but...I don’t know how to finish that sentence.”

Maybe not all-time, but Jim Carrey is definitely in my top 10. Also, Tom Hanks’s Dean Martin in ‘The Global Warming Christmas Special’ in ‘89 (and his Dennis Miller from the same episode) is marvelous.

Such a travesty that the original can only be seen on YouTube while the Farrelly remake has near permanent homes on streaming and cable. The scene where Eddie Albert tries to get rid of him is marvelous. He and Grodin were terrific.

Ah, The Sorcerer’s Apprentice. That movie with the uninteresting fantasy story where the only scene reminiscent of the original was the weakest aspect. If Jerry Bruckheimer had stacked $150 million into a pyramid and set it on fire like the Joker, it would’ve been less of a waste of money.

To paraphrase Dewey Cox’s father, ‘Wrong ABC 80s show died!’.

Terrific score, from its interpolation of rock elements into the jazz-suspense base to the use of electric piano for the criminals reveling in their ill-gotten gains.

I found A Quiet Place effectively creepy and yet, at the same time, I’m like, “Jesus H. Christ! Why would you knowingly bring something that makes noise into a world of creatures that kill by sound?”.

It may be strange, but this film has become something of a Super Bowl Sunday ritual for me. Terrific thriller. Given the kind of film it is, Oscars may have been out of the question, but watch the scene where Bruce Dern breaks down after having to tell Marthe Keller that he was replaced as pilot and tell me he wasn’t…

Summon the Huntsman...

If Can You Ever Forgive Me? doesn’t convince you of McCarthy’s talent, then literally nothing will.

And rape metaphors aside, The China Probrem just plain pales in comparison to Free Hat. The commentary is much sharper and the gags (Spielberg as Belloq, the nonsensical ‘chill his hot heart with a fresh island song’ runner) are funnier. God, do I miss South Park firing on all cylinders.