“They all look the same.”

“This is my new girlfriend, the most powerful lesbian in Hollywood.” That struck me as remarkably petty on Martin’s part. Doesn’t make Bowfinger unwatchable, but still, very unnecessary.

Ah, yes, the Bizarro world Independence Day. Whether or not Tim Burton collected the entire set of original Mars Attacks! cards in his youth, it’s hard not to assume he did after watching the movie. Just a goofy blast.

Goldblum would’ve crushed “That’s a lot of fish.”.

It was pretty funny, but the highlight of the episode? Carrey’s impression of Jimmy Stewart imitating Carrey in the ‘Joe Pesci Show’ sketch begs to differ.

Love this movie. So ridiculous and so much fun.

The first few seasons were kind of hit and miss (and, if I’m being honest, it’s hit or miss now; the weird-ass episodes of the last couple years make me think that maybe the show needed Fox execs breathing down their necks), but, no doubt about it: “Tearjerker” is when the show became appointment television, in my…

No shot from inside the car, but otherwise, that’s what happened.

I was just thinking, ‘Is this The Village?’.

That’s a big Twinkie.

From my vague memories of watching it, I can’t imagine how.

Nuclear take: I found Rocky and Bullwinkle more entertaining than Meet the Parents.

Why the complaint? It was (is) one of the best movies of the year.

A little piece of me died when they discontinued the Spanish omelet bagel.

132 minutes. What’s worse: that this is a genuine running time for something so inconsequential or that it is potentially a joke?

Well, that’s a relief.

Nobody does that to Russ Crane! Nobody does that to Mrs. Russ Crane!

Having seen that movie you speak of, ‘mediocre’ is way too generous.

The good news is that this doesn’t sound like an “Outer Limits” ending.

It’s a good movie, but it never quite feels like a Batman movie. A re-watch a couple years back had me thinking that it was a straight crime thriller hastily re-written to be a Batman movie. The parts (Nicholson, Keaton, Elfman’s music) are definitely greater than the sum.