That’s a big Twinkie.

From my vague memories of watching it, I can’t imagine how.

Nuclear take: I found Rocky and Bullwinkle more entertaining than Meet the Parents.

Why the complaint? It was (is) one of the best movies of the year.

A little piece of me died when they discontinued the Spanish omelet bagel.

132 minutes. What’s worse: that this is a genuine running time for something so inconsequential or that it is potentially a joke?

Well, that’s a relief.

Nobody does that to Russ Crane! Nobody does that to Mrs. Russ Crane!

Having seen that movie you speak of, ‘mediocre’ is way too generous.

The good news is that this doesn’t sound like an “Outer Limits” ending.

It’s a good movie, but it never quite feels like a Batman movie. A re-watch a couple years back had me thinking that it was a straight crime thriller hastily re-written to be a Batman movie. The parts (Nicholson, Keaton, Elfman’s music) are definitely greater than the sum.

Two movies that year featured characters getting killed via decompression. One was a James Bond movie and one was an Alien knockoff underwater. You’d be so surprised to find that the more elaborate and disturbing death was in the Bond movie. (The guy’s skull expands like the dude from Big Trouble in Little China and…

I gotta say that that sounds like a pretty malicious ending, more Showtime’s Outer Limits than Twilight Zone. Let’s hope this isn’t a harbinger of things to come.

“I’m here to make you not suck.”

That was a good scene, but I’m genuinely floored that the ‘Jack-Jack vs. a raccoon’ fight wasn’t the spotlight moment. Truly hilarious.

For real, the day this scene stops being funny is the day the body snatchers have won:

I thought that ending was kind of over the top...and in a distracting way; like the climax of a different movie got spliced into this one.

If I had to make a list:

Not gonna lie: I like this movie. ‘Love’ is a bit too strong, but I like a good deal about it: the aforementioned ‘I name him, I keep him’ scene; Arlo and Spot revealing what became of their families; Sam Elliott (“If you ain’t scared, you ain’t alive.”).

It’s fine. I, myself, had a much stronger reaction to “I just wanted Riley to be happy.”. I mean, it’s Joy and she’s crying. It really got to me.