Dumbo was hardly bad (certainly not bad enough to occupy the same list as Loqueesha; fucking seriously, Variety?!), but...you know that picture of Peter Jackson on the set of The Hobbit looking like his soul was crushed into dust? That’s how I imagine Tim Burton feeling these days. Filmmaking no longer excites him;…

Definitely had its moments (and Rob Riggle and Aubrey Plaza were terrific), but it seemed to be (in my view) one of those adult animated shows that sometimes confused being ‘LOL shocking!’ with being funny. (See also “Drawn Together” and “Neighbors from Hell”).

Simply ah-mah-zing.

Winter’s Tale, Dumb and Dumber To, Gotti and the Taken sequels. That’s 1/20 of the list right there. You’re welcome.

Not terrible, but its second half blows goats in comparison to its masterful first half.

Zack is the Buttler!

The main character of “American Housewife” is the goddamn worst. I’m amazed it’s lasted this long.

You were so unengaged by this movie that you even screwed up Anjelica Huston’s name. Harsh.

Really? Almost like (but not as weird as) finding out that the kid who voiced the boy in The Boss Baby was the grandson of Ralph Bakshi. Like, what?

Exorcist 2 may have been...something, but at least it inspired this:

I still maintain that the subtitle should’ve been Mistress of All Evil.

Whoa, whoa, whoa. The Addams Family (91) is a bad movie? When did this happen?

Until I saw the poster, ‘she’s the adorable little girl from Signs. I can’t deal with her as a woman’. Then...shit. Sorry to skeeve you out.

Did a re-watch of the first one a while back. They lucked out with that cast. Their chemistry almost distracts from the patchiness of the script (Let’s play a prank on the skittish nerd with the gun that Bill Murray is really a zombie! Let’s turn on the power to the amusement park and attract the flesh-eating zombies…

Trust me. If you take Todd Phillips out of the equation, dude’s done some funny stuff.

Not a great movie, but damned if Nicholas Hoult doesn’t carry it on his back.

A damn classic, I say. 

I can’t believe that this and Death of a Cheerleader were remade recently for Lifetime. I can only imagine how the victims’ families feel having their wounds ripped open anew. Rather shameful on the part of the network.

As much as a giant fucking mistake as this project was, this is actually pretty clever.

Story time: back when I was in college, I was in danger of failing a Web Design course (“I visit websites all the time! Surely, designing one should be no problem!”). I stayed late trying like crazy to figure it out, but to no avail. I can count the number of course Fs I’ve received in education on one hand and I was…