My thoughts exactly from when I first saw the trailer. A mix of Shaft and Ride Along. Who are the ad wizards who came up wi-- just kill me.

For serious, Liam Neeson barking orders at Schmidt and Jenko = my ass in a theater opening day.

Having seen the trailer before Ma, the review pretty much confirms my feelings about this movie. A big pile of ‘meh’. Still, what a cast.

“Do you know what’s wrong with you?”

Did someone say ‘don’t tease the bear’?

Disney is hashtag-cancelled if they even think of a live-action Emperor’s New Groove. It is perfect as is.

Captain fuckin’ magic!

Even now, I believe that there’s a superb two-hour movie somewhere within The Hateful Eight’s lumbering three-hour frame and Sally Menke would’ve picked it out.

Very nice. My pick for Bob’s Burgers... O.T.: the Outside Toilet/Topsy/Two for Tina.

Maybe not strongest, but certainly favorites of mine:

Only he didn’t say ‘frickin’.

Say what you want about the trailer, but that bit of him describing rave music kills every time.

I said this in the comments of a prior ‘Age of Heroes’ article (can’t remember which one) and it bears repeating: if I had a first-born child, it would be given up by the time you finish reading this sentence to make a Dazed and Confused-style superhero movie happen.

This gets me to thinking about a post I made a couple weeks ago. Can we still call it when someone gives you something, then takes it away from you ‘Indian-giving’ or is there a more ‘woke’ way to phrase it?

But it’s only a matter of time before Peele brings us his Under Capricorn, Topaz, insert your own lesser Hitchcock here...

Raven, how ‘bout that coffee?

Pretty sure that impersonating a cop is a more severe offense, so if I were Deputy Dawg, I’d watch my back.

I agree with you on a lot of things, but the Flash was the bright spot for me in the JL movie.

“Stop, please! Let us stop this mindless violence. Nicholas, my son. You may not be a man of God, but surely, you’re a man of peace.”

This scene, by itself, is funnier than most whole comedies.