As long as none of those delays involve my period or my paycheck, I'll manage.

It's much more expensive to execute a prisoner than pay for LWOP. Much.

Surprisingly, it's more expensive to execute prisoners than to house them for life without parole.

WELL PLAYED, INTERNET STRANGER.

Telling a dude he doesn't have a right to 100% consequence-free sex = THE DARK HEART OF FEMINiSM.

I thought it was written in red block letters on their forehead. Have I been wrong all this time?

Unfortunately as the recent article pointed out (or the commenters did, can't remember for sure) this is the case in most states. The majority of states suspend a DNR order/living will if you're pregnant. It's not just TX. This is something those of us who aren't in the few states without this clause should be…

Christ, I thought you said you were done.

You know you have to pay royalties on that, right? That's because it's not a phrase in the common vernacular, only one team used it, and they had a trademark on it. It's not the same.

You should realize that's the number one method of dudes on OKC, and we always know a copy/paste message when we see one. You're only getting messages back from women who are on to you but for whatever reason don't care (bored/think you're hot/need some validation at the moment). I mean, it's fine if it's working…

Oh god. Just dismiss and move on. This person has no interest in an actual intelligent conversation.

Do big penises use up snatch faster than small ones? Does new penis count for more usage than old penis? Where do tongues and fingers fit in? Can lesbian's snatches get used up? How do I know when my snatch is used up? Are there flashing lights and sirens to alert me? Is there someplace I can buy a coupon for an…

Hey, just out of curiosity, how much slutting out can I do before my snatch is all used up? Is there a chart or graph or something I could refer to? Thanx.

I WISH I could actually offer Mark Ruffalo my snatch.

What does "slutting out" over a guy mean? I'd like to learn more about this so I can do it properly the next time I meet a guy I agree with.

You seem happy and well-balanced.

And yet the rest of the world has to see your ugly children.

And correct use of contraction, e.g. "you're"? No way...