GOD DAMMIT! I should have heeded your warning. Fucking bloody hell.

This is also known as Every Saturday Night at My House.

What a dumb thing to say. Heaven forbid someone have a different opinion from yours.

Completely agree with all of this. Especially the poutine. I just don't get how that shit can be edible. It looks atrocious.

It reminds me of these damn shuttle buses from the IAH airport

HAPPY BIRTHDAY BURT REYNOLDS! I'll enjoy a glass of wine from a box in His honor.

I do. I roll my eyes at every other team that uses 12th Man aside from Texas A&M. If other teams had started and had consistently used the term in 1922 like A&M did then it wouldn't irk me so much.

Those men do not look sufficiently used up.

Well if that's the case I slut it out pretty much all the time. Yay me?

I often think about kicking stupid people in the teeth. Is that a thought crime? Oh hell.

I hate that fucking Candy Crush owl. It always falls over. Stupid asshole owl. I feel actual rage when I see that damn thing outside of the game.

Someone needs to change the GT tagline to "Say it with a sneer!"

They're just making me HATE the word sneer. Every time it types 'sneer' I cringe. I may never use that word again after this. Ever.

I read that - but the face he's making on the little sky diving gif is just hysterical.

Seriously?

Mmmmmmm Juice Boxes! I'll start stocking up today (not that I really needed an excuse to stock up...)

I read that as "Fuck yourself with Rake" and wondered if Rake was the name of his 'man-friend' of the month. Sorry. Carry on.

Syria-sly, maybe she just likes the way saying Syria sounds. Like when babies learn to talk and they just say the same words over and over and over.

Fun fact about Pappa Murphy's Pizza - you can buy them with food stamps. Because they come uncooked.