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According to a Porsche spokesperson, Porsche Brasil confirms that 37 of its new cars, in route from Hamburg, Germany to Santos, Brazil, were aboard the vessel Grande America that suffered a maritime incident near the coast of Brest, France, on March 12, 2019.

All 372 of the 250 produced showed up to the 100th anniversary of the 911.  

I still have that game and played the hell out of it. It is one of my fav games.

I will take any ray of hope that we’ll be seeing my boy Kyle again.

We just got a puppy, and we were *this* close to naming him Burt Macklin, FBI, but wound up deciding against it because Chris Pratt is such a dink.

Chris Pratt sullies the legacy of Andy Dwyer and dishonors the service of Burt Macklin.

You get a star. ‘Cause math.

I did some math.

Much more fun. And doesn’t line the pockets of BIG RUBBER. 

Dude.  It’s a snowball.  Get over the ego.  It possibly wasn’t even intended for her jeep.  Life is easier if you relax.

Reefer madness. 

It’s not meant to be a realistic test, the dummies aren’t holding beers and crowing about how they’d do it differently.

Actually came here hoping to find some technical explanation of this. Here in Montana everyone’s just like “yeah? And?” 

Different take:

Pulling a gun on someone you witnessed committing whats called a “forcible felony” until the police arrive is perfectly legal and in fact, a major reason we have civilian handgun carrying in this country. No need to go all “So-called good Samaritan” on him. 

“What do you mean we need to spend money on infrastructure? It’s obviously fine!”

Maybe the cocaine, heroin, methamphetamine, amphetamine pills and marijuana were the Christmas gifts. Did you ever consider that? Sounds like a really thoughtful guy actually. So much variety for his friends/family instead of giving them a crappy gift card for the local drug dealer.  

...trying to live a double life as a bus

So when will we find out that every VW EV actually has a tiny diesel engine powering it?