When a ‘90s Malibu needs new tires, I’m pretty sure it’s considered totaled.

You know who could afford that? APPLE.

this is why i come here... fascinating.

They are scared shitless of her and I am loving every minute of it.

You know.... good on you. She’s sensibly dressed. It was very wrong of me to request her to be scantily clad....

I figured this was going to happen, so essentially nothing will change, the manufacters will continue to build all vehicles to meet with CARB regulations so they can sell everything as 50 state.

To be fair, he’s punishing the right people (those who did note vote for him) on this map:

Darn muslim’s a tariffing my car again!

Taxes are inherently good. They are a check on oligarchy, aristocracy, and power. The fact that, over the past 50 year’s taxes have gone down and income differentials have gone up is no coincidence, it’s causation.

I mean Michigan voted for him, it’s his duty to screw over the people who believe in him most. #makedetroitpooragain

I find your language repulsive, you are cheapening sincere thoughts and prayers by offering them to snowflakes who had their feelings hurt. Thoughts and prayers are the most powerful weapons we have in our arsenal to combat gun violence in America, so they need to be saved and only used in cases of actual physical…

takes two seconds for a team to properly vet a possible meeting. these turds are so horny for the limelight they couldn’t give a fuck. let em show their ass

If he was in on the joke he wouldn’t have needed to put out this whiny statement.

I, for one, would like to offer my thoughts and prayers to any 2nd Amendment people that were harmed during the filming of this.

I’m certainly in the wrong business. Sounds like blackmailing advertising/auto companies is lucrative and risk free. Do you still have the guy’s contact info?

And how did you know he didn’t copy the photos many times over on his computer when he was putting them in the USB?

I can at least say it’s a million times better to drive than the Cayenne; which (when I test drove both) is NOT a nimble-feeling car and rattles like a 1992 Suburban.

Just typical, big company gets ahold of a fun thing, tries to copy it, only to end up Macan a mess of it. 

Being told, within 100 yards of driving off the lot and apropos of nothing, about how the salesman’s son and a buddy had “tag-teamed” a girl who came to watch one of their hockey games. And being told in the crudest terms imaginable.

I mean, I get how fucking annoying our dream team of Deadspin writers+commenters is. And there is a lot of compelling content that runs counter to our self important slacktivism out there. But what the fuck compels a person to read that drivel?