A real question: what would happen if this kid, or his parents, don’t have the $150k additional that a civil case would likely award to...Shat (I can’t get over that name)?

Hello out there. We’re on the air. It’s Hockey Night tonight. Tension grows, the whistle blows, and the puck goes down the ice...*ahem*

Hello out there. We’re on the air. It’s Hockey Night tonight. Tension grows, the whistle blows, and the puck goes…

Ohhhh pwn’d! That was a great response to a snobby dick reply!

What the fuck did you think was going to happen?! It’s one thing if he tried this, but didn’t post about it until the deal had gone through. It’s another that he was openly bragging about it on a widely read automotive news website before he even took it in (not to mention using his name, plate, etc.). Yeah, I…

For those of us who don’t get it, can someone please ‘splain me?!

I want all of those ‘Yotas for Christmas please. drool

I’m just curious, do we know how much he donated in her name? This whole story is amazing, but that part got me in the feels too...

At least in Hull we won’t Konstantly be reminded of these puns...

Dats-cute!

I’ll bet he felt like a real Little Cesar! Sorry, I had to...and I was one of the biggest proponents of the #gordiehowearena movement.

Agreed. It just kept going on and on and on...

That cop could have made a convincing argument that he meant to do that. It almost looked like it! Lol. The plow with the salt spraying off the back was just too precious.

I think the real secret to keeping an older vehicle on the road is owning one that has some sort of enthusiast community. Forums and youtube (and buying the right tools) have turned me into a fairly competent DIY mechanic. My story probably wouldn’t be the same if I were driving an 04 Accent. 

I had to bite my tongue so hard to not laugh at work at the humpback whale GIF. I forgot to get GTA V after IV, but I was surprised to see Steam still selling it for $60! Lol.

I’d like to see them actually interview people though. Or is the killing of celebrities some kind of inside joke? It was funny in the first episode, but it’s tired now...

I’m constantly shocked by how...unmanly many Jalopnik readers seem to be.

Just curious, how are you guys seeing this episode already? Media access?

Fucking came here to post this, and my faith in humanity is restored now that I realize others had the same thought.

The best comment.

No one thinks that maybe Dekker is being paid by Cancellara to take the fall for him?