...cool, so now that we’ve talked about it publicly it’ll get patched. Fun while it lasted!

Especially these squirrels (Trigger Happy TV for those who don’t know)

Thanks for the shopping list for this weekend’s...activities. Lol. No, but I agree, but thieves aren’t always smart. The ones that are we never hear about because they don’t get caught.

Probably an internal theft.

I think that was one of the great features of Day of Defeat too! Welp, I just dated myself, so I’ll be going to yell at some clouds now.

Even if you’re not on the road, they’re a particularly pissy ungulate this time of year. Here’s my latest encounter on a trail. We hightailed it up onto some rocks as he just waltzed on down the trail since he gave zero fucks if we were in his way...

I too starred for moose fuselage. Mooselage? It’s just a funny combination of words that made me smile.

“built for off-roading, aggressive looking, the kind of truck you tried to convince yourself was practical.”

I live in CO, but I don’t own a TRD Pro (97 Limited lifted and locked). I off-road for the sake of getting to hard to reach trailheads for climbing, mountaineering, backcountry riding, etc., but I’ve ended up on some TrailDamage rated 5+’s (usually by “accident” is what I’ll tell my girlfriend). No issues for my…

That’s personal preference. Most of the people I wheel with out here in CO prefer auto, and I’ve wheeled in both M/T and A/T...and I chose A/T.

OK...but I quoted your criteria and novelty wasn’t in there. I’ve known quite a few Wrangler owners, and novelty wasn’t really something I heard a lot. They can be novel for sure, but the distinction in your criteria was lacking. Thanks for clearing it up.

I went through the same thing getting my VW Golf R, but they don’t even let you test-drive those, so at least you got to test drive it!

Japan just understands me.

I’m still missing the 4Runner ignoring logic behind “For a while there the FJ Cruiser was the closest contemporary thing any automaker had to a Jeep Wrangler rival—built for off-roading, aggressive looking, the kind of truck you tried to convince yourself was practical.”

This slayed me. I guess it’s not just my family’s conservative members that are fond of email forwarding chains of doom.

Agreed. I actually used to like some of the moderate things that guy did before he decided to go all right-pandery for his Presidential campaign. I hoped he would become less of a tool-bag after, but I guess not.

Oh wait, even better...is that a hospital badge and is he wearing purple scrubs?! I’ve never heard of a self-important doctor driving a BMW recklessly before, have you!? Maybe he figured the hippocratic oath didn’t mean he was supposed to do no harm to school bus drivers or other motorists too! What a drag.

I think it’s more of a “Monster and glow-sticks” but I get your drift. (pun)

I have to give it to Ford here since this is a pretty cool direction to be heading in. The biggest hesitation I have with tuning my Golf R is voiding the ol’ warranty on critical components of a $40k car.

Oh, and speaking of hot hatches, when is this coming to the Focus RS!? I can’t wait to see some RS tunes catch…

I believe the phrase “rad as fuck” is the phrase we’re searching for. Also acceptable; “sick as fuck”, “shredded the gnarwhal”, “ludicrous”, “...”

He even says that at the very end when he says that part about how he’s going to have a drive in his “serene BMW”. I don’t think they’re comparable anyway since the buyer profile for both will be quite a bit...different. It’s OK though! I’m all for more competition in the consumer sporty car field! I love my ‘16…