How is an owner suspended anyway? Does he have any less ownership during the suspension? Does he have to give up 6 weeks worth of revenue? Does he have to stop being filthy fucking rich for 6 weeks?

+1

Reporter: Did you see Welker eat drugs?
Brady: Nope.
Reporter: Did you see Welker smoke drugs?
Brady: Nope.
Reporter: Did you see Welker inject drugs?
Brady: Nope.
Reporter: Did you see Welker snort drugs?
Brady: Nope.
Reporter: Is Dan Shaughnessy an asshole?
Brady: Weeeeelll...

Dammmmmnnnn

This surely wasn't the first time Brady saw Welker drop something.

Kawakami is not a good reporter. In fact he is the worst kind. He makes himself the story as much as possible. He has repeatedly tried to goat Harbaugh and when Harbaugh won't bite, Kawakami gets pissy and plays up his "antagonistic" relationship with Niners brass. One that mind you, he has created.

Pfft. Julian Edelman gives you the same performance for only, like, half the number of amphetamines....

Considering he shared it with Deadspin, isn't it more likely that he used a buddy buddy turn to get more info out of this scummy guy? Play along so he could expose this guy further?

"You're a scumbag parasitic asshole pervert sex criminal who should eat a fucking gun."

I just get a weird vibe with hacker stories, mainly there's too much deciet and there's outlets like TMZ blackmailing celebs with these clowns, just weird

Totally. In the email to Deadspin the dude was like "As any guy would, I told the guy to fuck off"....he left out the part where he then bro'd it out with him about how DOPE naked chicks are.

I agree. And I can't get enough of it!

hey, they have every right to milk every single click out of this they can

"Who the fuck are you.... Trying to pay girls to send you pictures and videos?"

Look, in all honesty, this is a stupid story.

"Lord, why couldn't I have been born twenty years later, and been blessed with a larger penis?"

Whether it was some guy taking advantage of a massive security vulnerability in iCloud or a cabal of personal assistants or Rocket Raccoon who did it, yeah, that a lot of celebrities just had their privacy violated and that these photos were apparently floating around in the darker parts of the internet for a couple…

Does anyone really care about this?

Anyone who is Behind the Horn has a great awareness that whey they say during breaks is going to be news fodder.