+1.

I don't think you understand what's going on here? Clam down and let me explain. This is just another exposition on the "Patriots Way", which is that Belichick & Co. tend to always get the better end of the stick when it comes to personnel decisions. I don't think anybody's trying to "ram Mallet down our throats". I…

That's because Mallett has the opportunity to be the starter in Houston. Any starting QB change is a headline in our NFL saturated society.

Why does this comment exist? Why are we even walking this earth, given that we're fated to die from birth? Who am I? What's happening?

No, the player is ruled dead. Not the play.

Please cross post on Gawker so we can hear the EPL fan hipsters who would never root for a mainstream American sport suddenly become NFL personnel experts.

You're a moron.

Adding to a penalty would cause a shit show from the NFLPA, and they would be right to protest in their role.

You know it's tl;dr when "Finally..." starts a paragraph in the middle of the letter.

Does getting the shit beat out of you in a home game count? Asking for a friend.

I enjoy how even here, in official league correspondence, he emphasizes that this change is due to public pressure/outcry, rather than any true sense of moral and/or ethical obligation. This is the conduct policy change equivalent to "sorry if you were offended."

You want to get it right? Suspend the bastard for 6 games this year instead of hiding behind a letter and/or stupid ass policies that were in place. Your the fucking commissioner, you have the power to do so.

Better late than never, I suppose. At least he admitted he screwed up.

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Way to derail the conversation with libertarian race baiting bro.

obligatory

I always thought it was a shit ton of slaves

Pitches love vibrato.

"What? She used a vibrato out there?"

You know who else loved a boys and girls club? Jeffery Dahmer.