I thought the Sox would wait until the last series of the season to start roasting Derek Jeter.

Fortunately, Dream Nightclub is well-known in the Miami area for its crack staff.

You wouldn't think a person could be so wrong in a list of just three flavors, but here we are.

It's even better if you read that comment in Chief Wiggum's Voice

If I learned anything from this (fantastic) episode, it's that England's greatest prime minister was Lord Palmerston. Hands down.

Officer Eddie: (reading Steve Sax's license) Well well, Steve Sax, from New York City.

Mattingly! I thought that I told you to trim those sideburns!

apparently i can watch an indefinite number of simpsons episodes if theyr chronological.

After watching the first few episodes yesterday, I have to ask myself: Why were people so scared of The Simpsons?

If he shot while in the process of being attacked — in immediate peril — maybe to probably. But there are plenty of claims that at the time of the shooting Brown was either retreating or surrendering/holding his ground, and well, that's not self-defense; even if an altercation previously happened, you can't retaliate…

A totally serious question - can you also make a database that details attacks on police officers in America as well?

Nicki is better than her ass. This song is shit. Her ass is fun to watch but I am cringing all the way through it. And anyone can have a fat, round ass if they pay for it so I'm not getting it. Troll away stans...I ain't listening.

he didn't even get a cold coin

Whereas the guy in the lime green jacket comes in last. And amongst some of these people, that's a major accomplishment.

Was that James Corden?

"So we figured, hey, let's draw attention to racial inequalities in America by walking hand-in-hand out from this inflatable thing with a purple injun on it."

Cleveland receivers made the same gesture, but only because Johnny Manziel kept throwing the ball way the fuck over their heads.

I haven't read a piece that engaging since Henry Chadwick's "Discourse On Fielding Percentages As A Matter Of Base Ball Aptitude." Back then, if a sporting news analysis didn't run at least 15,000 words, we demanded our nickel back.

Awesome job, Erik. Really enjoyed reading this.