trying to decide if ‘dama’ is continuing the bit or actually obtuse, which fact may make this the most artful part of the entire affair

Came for both the hilarious comments in response and the comments from people who totally didn’t get this and I am NOT disappointed!

A thug AND a gaslighter! “Oh, silly female, imagining things again,, sounds like someone has a touch of the vapors.” Class act, Issa, you crooked goddamn bicycle-seat sniffer.

You never leave an animal you mean to eat or any other in such distress. You don’t shoot a pregnant doe. You make sure that your aim is accurate. If it isn’t, you are responsible for that animal - mammal, reptile, fish. You do not abandon other living beings without respect. You do not.

No, guys, it’s okay because wolves aren’t endangered anymore and it feels real good to kill a scawwy animal that’s hurting my for profit business that is on the edge of a national wildlife refuge!/s

Paging @MBCock! Paging @MBCock! Good Job Gun Nuts gif needed!!

Nooooo but now I must!

Cherry coke zero is the bomb. All these haters can pry aspartame from my cold dead hands

Eating pie is is too hedonistic for him. It might give him ideas. And if Mother isn’t there, how’s he going to control himself?

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The Germans truly DO have a word for everything!

what about this review of Ivanka’s book

“I was trying to explain that all hospitals are required by law to treat patients in need of emergency care regardless of their ability to pay and that the Republican plan does not change that,”

And this my friends is what supporters of the ACA have been arguing for all along: fix what’s wrong without this repeal and replace BS. The process is daunting for many people and should not be.

That photo of them getting married just gets to me. There is such love in that shared gaze. A lot of people go their entire life and never have that.

Ohhhh my god shutttuuppppp nobody cares about how big your military dick is America, not everything is about youuuuu.

Suuuuuuuuuuuuuck iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit, Nazi fucks.

Numerous reporters spotted carts of Bud Light being rolled into the Capitol in preparation for a GOP House celebration.

I don’t think women who do not want to be pregnant need to find a compromise because of your personal opinions.

And they are like, “It probably fell out” with a shrug? I call major bullshit.