But why would you vote for a man who wants to build a wall between you and your labor force? None of this makes sense. We are living in a weird alternate reality and I would like to leave, please.

The so-called President is STILL losing the popular vote to Hillary.

It amazes me that adult, grown men still allow themselves to be called Dick. Like, we’ve been using that word as slang for decades now. Why haven’t the Richards of the world caught on yet?

I am in a state of ecstasy at the amount of dick jokes about to be made, yeah yeah I know I’m like 12... but come on! Hehehehe I said come.

I’d frankly be surprised if Trump knows anything much about civil asset forfeiture. This is just him basking in adulation and enjoying being a bully.

This is where the libertarian-leaning branch of the Republican party needs to speak up. Civil forfeiture is probably the closest thing we could legally get to “the government is gonna take all my guns!”

All I want to do is Bong hits with Obama.

Oh god, will Richard Branson allow all of us to come to that private island so we can go jet skiing with president obama for the next four years?

For those that like audiobooks, Claire Danes did a great job as narrator on the version I got from Audible!

Can’t you give him a break? English is his second language.

Honestly, going so far as to trash America to defend Putin is unprecedented. And it was off the cuff, which is even more confusing. Like he truly believes this false equivalence.

Look up Adam Khan on Twitter, he is doing some amazing reporting on Trump and Kushner’s Russia ties, the more you read you will realize how completely Russia owns them both.

Can I just say that I’m getting more and more upset and disappointed in the Democrats? I’m pissed that Obama didn’t take a harder line against Russia. I’m pissed Hillary didn’t make a bigger issue out of Russian hacking. That should have been her constant message. I’m pissed that the Dems in congress aren’t going…

Thank you, lawyers.

Hello! Learn how I make $5,000 a month from the comfort of my own home as a professional anarchist!

You laugh, but I made $5K a month working from home as a professional anarchist.

Just a reminder to watch out for those “professional anarchists” (wut???) among us at protests. So relieved we have Trump looking out!

This made my morning. Thank you.