So now we have Senators pushing drugs on the Senate floor? Isn’t it illegal to give narcotics to someone without a Rx?

Is it bad that I always read his name as “Greedy Fuckface McFuckerson?”

Is it bad that I always read his name as “Munchkin”? :(

“Resist now, or regret it later.”

Since Jane who very much is an ignorant slut dismissed my comment, I’ll repost it here:

Maples was worried about her financial situation with Tiffany out of college, ending child-support payments from the president-elect. “She is used to a certain lifestyle and you don’t understand that.”

“She is used to a certain lifestyle,” they said. “If you don’t grab her pussy and call her Farrah, she doesn’t understand.”

I may understand she’s “used to a certain lifestyle,” but I don’t care.

This is going to be a fantastically sad inauguration celebration, and that gives me immense pleasure.  

I hope so since Trumps gonna make Nixon look like JFK.

I just heard about 80 congress people skipped Nixon’s in 1973. Let’s see if we can match or beat that number.

By most accounts, Trump’s MO is to scream about you in public but then be super conciliatory towards you in person. Even people who he has singled out as villains say he’s not the least bit confrontational or angry when you interact with him one-on-one.

Please stop letting this man use you guys for photo ops. Please stop.

Don’t lose hope - that’s what the GOP wants. Apathy from the 75% of the voting public that didn’t vote for Trump is the only thing that keeps their paltry 25% afloat.

I am a 17 foot tall Tyrannosaurs Rex and will protect anyone who gives me belly rubs.

I’m so fucking angry. My parents were finally able to afford healthcare for the first time since we lost our house during the housing crisis. ACA obviously has problems, but the solution has never been snatching away healthcare from people who desparately need it.

Somehow a man impersonating a politician being serenaded by a man impersonating a musician seems so perfect!

I just cannot believe I’m sitting here cheering for BuzzFeed, which I could have sworn just yesterday was a blog for cat videos and jokes about how hard “adulting” is.