It really is surreal. I keep hoping some miracle will happen. My logical brain knows it won’t, but my heart hopes.

What we’ve done instead of trying to surround him with what people consider A-listers is we are going to surround him with the soft sensuality of the place. It’s a much more poetic cadence than having a circus-like celebration that’s a coronation,” Barrack said. “That’s the way this president-elect wanted it.

Yes. It’s amazing—I honestly keep thinking perhaps this is an altered timeline, that some evil scientist came back from the year 2100 and made this happen. It just feels like the universe is fundamentally broken in some way.

I suspect they all have their cues timed and there are enough of them that they will come and go in waves. As a former organizer for a labor union, I appreciate their dedication to the cause. These protestors are giving me life.

All this reminds me of the poem penned by pastor Martin Niemöller...

Maybe we’re all inside that autistic kid’s snowglobe from St. Elsewhere. One can hope!

I said this in a comment a few months ago, but I truly think that Trump could have stood in the streets and burned live puppies on television, and his supporters would have been like “But he’s different! He’s exciting! But emails, lock her up!”

You’re right, Trump’s basically using a “take everything that isn’t nailed down” approach here. Every day I read about the latest “dubious” action the administration is taking or attempting to take and I ask “is this illegal, or just immoral?” This instance it seems, based on what I’ve read, to be actually illegal.…

I think the problem is that there aren’t laws for a lot of these things. Most presidents in the past followed these rules out of custom, respect for the office, or pressure from the press and an electorate that gave half a shit about corruption.

I just want to remind you, young Jared, that everyone at Harvard knows your daddy had to call in favors and donate a couple milli to get your dumb ass in. Everyone. And so do you. Always remember that you’re wholly mediocre except for your silver spoon.

Why do we even have laws anyway?

I think he’s surrounding himself with family members like any paranoid mobster would.

It’s almost like Trump is full of shit and doesn’t know how women shop.

See? We USED to have dress shops and now we don’t. This is why we need to make America great again.

I googled Dress Shop, and apparently most places which fall under that label are specialty shops for weddings. So this clarifies a lot. Donald assumes that women will be pouring into DC hoping to marry him, because this is how his mind works.

Dress Barn comes to mind, but somehow I don’t think that’s what they’re referring to.

The haberdasheries are all out of haberdash!

Why would all of the celebrities coming to DC purchase their dresses in the city? I mean, most of them probably live in places like NYC and LA; wouldn’t they purchase their dresses in their hometowns, and then bring them to DC? Some many questions....

I can’t stop looking at Grace and seeing the faces of all of the 14 year olds I was friends with as a freshman in high school. I can’t believe they plotted this for a year. I’m so sorry, Grace.