Real talk: do you think Capcom is smart to cater to you and other hardcore players? You say “Well, it’s for players like me...”, but do you think that’s the key to success? Do you think that perhaps Capcom would be better served appealing to the entire player base? They’re not exactly in the best state for franchises…

Now you’ve got your Pre-Order. The beta (not a demo though - they’re betas now) around the same time. Then the game release! Oh yeah, Day One patch. THEN the massive patch a few weeks later that fixes most (but not all. never all.) problems. Then smaller patches. Throw in the season pass, the DLC covered in the season…

I have a ‘good enough’ philosophy. If i start knowing i won’t be in the top 10%, i won’t bother trying to be in the top 40%. Average will be just fine for me to enjoy the experience. Usually the leap from average or good enough to good or proficient is a long steep diminishing-returns curve.

The crux would be whether or not the majority of that time spent was actually enjoyed. Just speaking from personal experience, there were achievements and rewards in WoW where I put with a lot of grinding and other tedious pursuits for the sake of the end reward. With raiding in particular, it started to become…

Inevitable comments of “all for nothing” already. It’s almost like people get different enjoyment from doing different things in games.

Who would’ve thought, states that continuously cut taxes run out of money?

I guess you could say his Destiny was a lot like Groundhog Day.

Syphilis? Very appropriate for a VDay event.

Well, it is Texarkana...

It reads like a chapter from American Psycho. I guess they couldn’t get into Dorsia?

This all looks bad, but at least he hasn’t dabbed on the football field. That would be classless.

Don’t worry, you can abort the fetus with a bag of Doritos.

This is great, but how about the NFL’s creepy insistance that I have unprotected sex after the game?

Can I hang this is my racist supervisor’s office?

Thirst Level: Marco Rubio

his ideas are revolting, he’s a bigot and a demagogue and a charlatan and a grotesque grandstanding opportunist and all that, he reduces Christianity to a deodorizing spray for rank ignorance and entitled stupidity, and so on

Aqua Jewel is a nice stand in for the underwater breathing. Increases swim speed too.

I grinded rep with the Kalu’ak for one reason and one reason only: The achievement was titled “Tuskarrmageddon”

Still got mine, too! :)

Perhaps the strippers were putting themselves through law school, and will take the case pro-boner