I expect we’ll hear an apology from him tomorrow. It’ll be Tuesdays with sorry.

“I always knew that guy would turn out to be a dick. I just never figured he'd be a real raging boner of a dick."—Morrie's ghost

Maybe I’m old fashioned but if I was sexually assaulted, I’d at the very least like to get paid for it

Seems like they’re pretty good bro’s, but that wouldn’t prevent things from getting Testi.

Probably because the joke has nothing to do with violence.

ITS SO HARD FOR WHITE PEOPLE OMIGODDDD

This is a rather bizarre take on the concussion protocol. Maybe it would work in some sort of 'smelling salts' sort of way, but I'm not sure...

I liked the original show as a kid, but I guess I grew out of it.

Reached for comment, the Pats’ head of IT referred to his contract, explaining that “screw with the visiting team’s electronics” is very clear, and if the team only meant for games played at Gillette, they should put it in writing.

Did they try unplugging and plugging them back in?

one offensive lineman’s spine right out of the guy’s back

I don’t really think that many people wanted the Left Shark. Most people wanted the other rare missions that reward heirloom rings. They didn’t want them because they were rare; they wanted them because heirloom rings increase your experience gain rate on alts and there’s no other rings quite like them except for a…

We should refrain from political editorializing, personal attacks or “drive-by” comments regarding the candidates and their campaign...

Tron 3 please.

Hey! That’s bullshit. I went to UNC, and I skipped class as much or more than any of the scholarship athletes!

“Herbstreit would be in a less charitable mood if his ESPN salary were to suddenly be replaced by free room and board and a bit of spending money.”

OCCUPY HERBSTREIT !

I think that’s some NYC shit, cop is probably a Jets fan. Maybe the Giants. Anyways, he’s an asshole.

did it read to you as if he (patrolman) was going out of his way to explain why they didn’t? Because it did for me.