spoiler alert: its the black thing

As an NCAA football player (at the time), the only incorrect answer to the psychologist’s question is human being.

What. The. Fuck?

Yeah, but could he beat that ridiculous Mario Maker level that you couldn’t?

When I win, I’m going to take that five-foot-long check they give you and deposit in my savings account by using the ATM at the nearest branch of my bank.

This is a good step, I approve of reviews that should be read instead of review score summaries.

I can’t believe George Lucas drives a motherfucking Jeep.

Right?! Like, consumers, please have higher standards for entertainment. Wanting rehash after rehash is how creativity fades away.

On on a tangent, the blind adoration of some people for Force Awakens irks me. I liked the movie, didn’t love it and was let down in some areas, but still enjoyed it. If you admit that much to people or lord forbid, you didn’t like it at all, your in for a tongue lashing. It’s like the movie already has rose-colored…

FFS seriously after how many years of shite network security and infrastructure, and all the boasting they’ve done about the fact the PS4 is the most popular system you’d have thought they could easily afford to implement better systems and security.

or it will die of tuberculosis.

Making of a Meowderer

Feline of Scrimmage

BREAKING NEWS: Football Cat named new head coach of the Cleveland Browns

Answer: Plenty.

Exactly. Jerry Jones has always seemed to subscribe to the theory that “there’s no such thing as bad publicity.”

Why would Dallas want him, though?

The thing I love most about that tweet is that it suggests—correctly— that a cocktail waitress is as reliable a source as a sportswriter when it comes to verifying whether someone in a bar is Johnny Manziel.

Unless you’re a buxom blond or a stripper wearing a viagra bikini, I wouldn’t worry about Jerry coming at all.

Roasting is less than ideal. Braising is the preferred method of cooking tough gristled cuts of meat from old animals.