Being told that if we’re not procreating then there’s no point to us as human beings? Me too.

Omg you just reminded me that this is happening soon and I am SO EXCITED! In case you haven’t seen it before, Cracked’s annual ‘urban legends that turned out to be true’ Hallowe’en article is pretty terrifying too.

All horror films have the behind-the-scenes set up of Monsters, Inc.

You’ve summed me up completely. I also feel that if a person does decide that they want kids, they should try to adopt first.

Oh my god, punches all round for real

It says that you won’t take the path of least resistance that might lead to not just you being sad in the short term, but multiple people being unhappy for life.

Fruit and fibre. It tastes sweet, but nice, healthy, not over the top sweet (from the raisins) and the poops are glorious.

This is how I feel-I’ve been forced into such a defensive position that if I now changed my mind I’d be confirming forever their opinion that all women want kids really.

We’ll start our own cult, with blackjack and hookers.

No, but unlike people who choose to have kids, we have to make everyone else okay with it.

‘I’d love to see a more in depth study’

I think you’re my new hero.

‘If you can’t meet the requirements, you don’t get in’

So, bar ‘not letting them in’, if you were tasked with integrating women into the marines, how would you do it? Higher than current standards for entry? Longer training? Harder training? More practise in the combat scenarios you mentioned? More frequent tests? As someone with experience, what do you think the best…

Thanks! There’s an old Irish song (called an ‘air’) about Londonderry in Ireland, so the Londonderry Air-similar to Danny Boy. And my mum taught me the French for bottom when I was little, so it’s always entertained me.

I just made this same comment :-D

Regarding answer D, I once heard this story:

I heard this story once: There’s a man who’s drowning far out to sea and being very religious he prays to God to save him, fully believing that He will do so. While he’s praying, a helicopter spots him, comes over and the crew say ‘hey, do you need help?’ to which the drowning man replies ‘no, God will save me!’. A…

Google, it’s a thing, do some research.

I actually find this to be very elegant and classy revenge. Bravo.