I feel like this isn’t mentioned enough in romcoms. Ditto violence; being cheated on does does exempt you from punishment for assault.

OH MAN THE PENULTIMATE SENTENCE MADE ME SNAP MY THIGHS TOGETHER SO HARD

#2, you forgot about the cardio!

This is adorable though :-)

I had this exact conversation two mornings ago. It’s my toothbrush! It’s used to scrape dirt out of your mouth. That’s definitely not what I aim to do when kissing and if you have dirt that needs to be scraped I’d tell you to go and do it before I kiss you any more. I completely get your point, it’s just that I…

I make leek and pottao soup all the time and I actually think it looks really pretty, like lots of jades and emeralds and opals floating in a bowl :-)

I tried making this exact recipe and it came out as bland, watery pasta slop with no flavour. I was so excited about it, I don’t know what I did wrong :-(

Wow, man. My faith is mostly redeemed by the commenters saying that the article total time wasting BS though.

I always eat breakfast AFTER, it makes me hungry and then I am happy that I have noms on hand.

Is it just me or is there a fair bit of classism this week...

I heard, if you lend a friend money and you never hear from them again, it was money well spent.

I drain the grease from my saag aloo because there is literally 5mm of it on top every single time and it is just not necessary

See now I would guess that it’s actually healthier to do this than eat some low fat no carb rubbish when you’re craving a bagel, then eat a salad, then eat an apple and then finally eat the bagel with three times the cheese you would have had on it to start with.

But they look like a cross between bees and caterpillars, the two most adorable bugs EVER!

Maybe your powers just haven’t revealed themselves yet. Don’t stop believing!

It is amazing. I make it by frying off some ground beef and chopped onions with whatever seasonings you like, then you pour in a load of stock (beef or vegetable, I usually just make it from an oxo cube or similar), then you put in some finely chopped veg (I use frozen mixed for minimum faff and maximum cheapness),…

Oh my god

I love this so much

Wait

I happened right into a string of maggot ones as I was eating lunch :-(