I think I love you.

‘Well-behaved women seldom make history’

‘working’

Exactly. And I like to shout it at the TV the way my Nan does, with a strong Irish accent that makes it ‘HOOOOOOO-er’

I know, but, you know, he could have abdicated....and he didn’t. Makes me pretty skeptical about what a great love story it is.

That is an amazing and promising and fascinating proposal.

Yeah, you know it’s going to be all about how drunk they were, how slutty they were, how prostitutey they were, and not how murdery he was.

I think it’s supposed to be ‘I was so happy in fluffyland with my beige walls and white clothes and cute baby and now I have to do MANUAL LABOUR LIKE MEN instead of concentrating solely on the beautiful unbreakable mother-child bond’

Woman engineer, seconding your sentiment!

Don’t forget Cruella!

Also eyelashes!

THAT’S WHAT I SAID. Also, I love your name.

Yeah, my mum calls them the ‘running away fund’.

Oh my god, this is a nightmare. I want to kill him for you. Can’t you sue?

To be fair, it pisses me off when my couple friends expect me to hang with their new partner and never with them alone any more. No. While I like that person and I’m happy you’re happy, that person is not my close friend, you are, and I just want to goof off and laugh about dorky stuff without feeling the need to…

Loverrrrrrrr with all the rs. Or arse. Or both.

I loved Going The Distance. And agree with your What’s Your Number opinion.

Such an underrated film!

I don’t know who she is but she is the absolute doppelganger of Jan from The Office.

I just got back from holiday with a loverrrr and realised that there is no sexy way to dry your vagina.