As funny as it is to laugh about Trump Tower catching fire or how he is, like, a stable genius, I still hate to end the day thinking about Our Moron President.

Seriously? It’s not a hard question. His pin literally says “Time’s Up.”

I’d be on your side if he wasn’t wearing a pin that said “Time’s Up”. Don’t wear a pin supporting a cause if you don’t even know what that cause is. And expect to be asked about it.

Gotta have the middle-aged white man on the show. How else could a show function over the long-term!

After minutes of Googling i have concluded that heavy religious influence on government is a bad idea.

It’s cool that policy is shown to us like prizes in The Price is Right. Befitting for a game show host.

Yeah, I know it’s not a big issue, but I couldn’t help thinking about why they needed to waste all that paper.

I’m sure all of those pages are blank and Trump will just throw them out. He won’t even bother to recycle it either.

Let us have a moment of silence for the trees that were needlessly sacrificed for this man’s showboating.

This is brilliant. Everyone knows that the best way to let people know that the government has grown too large and much of it is unnecessary and wasteful and really hammer home the point that you are different—that you are not big and unnecessary and wasteful—is to print more than 200,000 sheets of paper to use as a…

So like ... can I have maternity leave? Affordable prenatal care? Any treatment for my battered lady-bits after birth? Help with childcare? (My parents live very, very far away and I really like what I do for a living.) Will my daughters be able to get jobs where they won’t be harassed by their employers, or is their…

Holy shit. The way we as a society deal with sex workers is absolutely deplorable. One of the Recommended Stories here is about porn stars who testified about industry regulation and how creepy the NYTimes story about it was.

Funfact - The Danish word for timetable is fartplan.

“Fartanhold” = teh lulz

Literally laughing out loud at the idea of Trump recommending a book. It’s “really good”, he says, but we all know he doesn’t read shit but the Mickey D’s menu and the alt-right twitter feed.

So I have an airplane groping story.

Ageism is a scourge

Agree 100 percent, except it’s a bit sad to hear the word “old” as an insult. Many trans women I know were older when they transitioned, and respecting our elders is something that Americans should practice more often!

But... I thought blue lives matter.