It is not unlawful to run in the road.

Yes, there is something wrong with it. Now piss off.

This is a masterful comment.

This is too intelligent for this website, but thanks.

“tons of people who took monday off”

Remember, Gawker Media exists because of venture capital. AKA free money that’s not tied to creating an actual product of value, so don’t be surprised by their lack of understanding.

Yes, but a men’s team never will do this because they play against teams of similar skill level.

“horrific”

Gawker is tanking way faster than I expected. You know that The Rock is basically Hulk Hogan thirty years ago, right?

Jesus. Davies, if Magary went on Jezebel and said “most straight women would have sex with Emily Ratajkowski” you would have a fucking aneurysm.

If you think this is a good joke, you overestimate how palatable Deadspin is the other 364 days a year.

Three stripes now?!!?!?

“Guy”

Women’s basketball doesn’t need Geno Auriemma to be boring as sin.

#NewYorkValues

thanks

Came here for trademark Tom Ley foaming-at-the-mouth anti-Boston hot takes. I’m disappointed in you, Ley.

Fucking Rex Ryan.

Well, people do it competitively, so on the scale of “pre-Subway Jared Fogle” to “Marathon World Record Holder,” your “guy who runs two consecutive days” is pretty close to the bottom.

That’s the cutoff for “good”?