Do you also vape? If so, which brand do you use? I haven't found one that's consistently good or one that has a predictable battery life. Mostly they just made me want to smoke a real cigarette.

I don't doubt it.

How about fucking your mother? Would that be a constructive hobby?

Yeah, if anything I'd say that kids using the things is something of a fringe benefit for these companies. And I'm sure some of them are cynical enough to add flavors with the aim of getting younger and younger customers, but most of them are probably thinking, "Hey, if we make these things in different flavors,…

I agree that these things shouldn't be sold to minors, but let's can it with the disingenuous, "kid-friendly flavors," bullshit as if only children like things that have the flavor of other things.

Because they're all pretty much oblivious to the fact that they've won the genetic and socioeconomic lottery. They look at all their material wealth and social status and they figure they must have done something right or divined some secret universal truth that they need to share with the rest of the…

Isn't using sophomoric neologisms to refer to one's genitals grounds for divorce in certain states?

Sorry, if you've ever seen Clueless you agreed to settle all disputes through binding arbitration.

"(to whom, I'm unsure of)"

RAINN

There ya go.

That's what all of Gawker is.

The briefcase is the MacGuffin.

I can't think of a single sex scene from any film or television show I've ever seen that wasn't gratuitous. It's never been essential to my understanding of the story or plot to watch two or more people pretend to fuck and I'd have no problem with all onscreen sex being merely implied.

In other news, people who join adult kickball teams apparently still manage to get laid.

conspiranoics

If you must employ facile portmanteaux, at least construct them correctly. The word you're going for is "conspiranoiac."

Yeah, it's the same reason that the Redskins didn't win those three Super Bowls.

If you sit in piss or gum or water or anything else on a public bus or train, you deserve it. Always, always check the seats.

In what world is $1400 "cheap?"

Your headline makes it sound like McConnell was airing a campaign ad in the United Kingdom.

Hey guys! Things were different three and a half decades ago! Isn't that crazy!