Uh... you don’t pay attention to market shares much do you?

...Wow... you company, your software, and apparently you are a complete joke. This is coming from someone that “does stuff beyond Word and Excel”.

You telling everyone how great iPhones are?

Here’s one that exploded in transit: https://www.reddit.com/r/apple/comments/54te00/running_a_little_hot/

You’ve never covered up your belongings that you can’t bring with you due to dindos having a habit of breaking, entering, and stealing things out of cars?

What a wonderland you must live in.

Oh look, the Apple shill is doing things no one cares about again.

...Did it occur to you that the Assistant is aimed to be used in a non-psychotic way? You know, as in... not being asked if it loved some crazy cat lady?

Yeeeaaah, whatever you have to tell yourself ma’am. <3

Why would I want to be hit on by an aging fatty? I am happily married. Again, you’re making no sense, go get your morning coffee Grandma.

o.0 That doesn’t even make sense.

Good lord that woman is unattractive.

Oh look, an angry fat chick being angry and fat.

Who? What?

Yeah, the truth does generally get in the way of US politics.

Continuing to prove how much of an idiot you are, I see.

Considering that every time a cop protects themselves from the hoards of “din doo nuffin” types they get lynched, I am all for this.

Not that you’ve ever had the problem of being mistaken for a hot girl. :D

Oh you little car kids and your out dated engineering.

Ah damn it, forgot to check the authors name.

Difference is a bunch of fat guys aren’t going to care and start bitching about being triggered.