Oh, the attention whore is back.

...what in the fuck did I just watch?

It’s staggering how much I don’t care.

We’d just think you’re a hipster.

Considering my Grandparents aren’t hipster fuck hammers, no, they won’t.

So you went with the voice of an obscure cartoon instead of Guardians of the Galaxy, Gladiator, Constantine, Tomb Raider, etc, etc, etc?

Christ I thought this place was bad BEFORE Gawker tanked.

Uh oh, the ugly bitch that knows nothing about technology is triggered again.

No one cares fatty.

Good news is that all you fatties that are offended will never be in danger of anyone asking you to S their D.

I’ll eat my food however I wish to eat it. Your job is to serve it to me.

Don’t mix up our roles.

Sure would be nice if we could stop catering to the Tumblr generation.

Got one thing right. Fucker is boring.

QUEUE THE MANUFACTURED TUMBLR OUTRAGE!

Come to Atlanta where even most bars are kicking douchefluters out.

What hole in the wall town with a population of your cousin do you live in?

Found the neckbeard douchefluter.

Someone must have hurt you badly in the past.

Stop referring to this as a gaming laptop. It’s not.

Considering that in major cities black people are by far the most aggressive race and have a tendency to rob, rape, and murder I can understand someone taking their own safety in to account when driving people around after dark.

It isn’t racism, it’s self preservation.

Shanequa, Listerine, Airoplain