Why would you give a bunch of jocks anything other than Apple products? The entire Apply line of products is MADE for the young, the elderly, and the stupid for fucks sake. Give these people rope and they’ll hang themselves with it.

Oh, right, it’s 2016 where if there isn’t a gay couple IT AM R BAD AND I R WILL TELL TUMBLR BOUT IT!

Could you be any more of a shill for Apple?

Another shit post from Eve. Must be a day that ends in “y”.

Even easier, if they post to Jezebel, Tumblr, or LiveJournal just avoid entirely.

Fuck me running that guy looks like a blast to hang out with.

Oh look, that annoying kid.

Next.

Probably because iProducts are garbage.

His weight problem is not at all surprising.

Stick to commenting on Jezebel articles sweety.

We haven’t found a way to get a human safely passed the Moon... yet we are going to be travelling light years in a decade?

Yeah. Ok.

The dude talking about the burgers seems about as intelligent as your average Apple user.

Look at the author, his mother still cuts his hair for fucks sake.

...you are aware that not everyone is as poor as you, right?

How is this worrying to anyone other than idiots that can’t follow basic logic of get the fuck out of the road?

Yes, because a bunch of neck beards really care about hurting your little feefees.

Have you ever read an article by Jezebel? I mean... they might be on to something about repealing it.

Why do you care?

It was justified, dip shit.

Sadly the article spelled “Dude with a 5:00PM shadow” wrong. :(