Oh, they put Tensing under suicide watch?

I cannot comprehend this. Dude is a cold blooded killer. It's on video; there's no doubt!

The problem with these pinatas is that instead of candy, little Trump toupees fall out.

The man lives in Minnesota. He’s most likely hiding in his cabin. Or a friend’s cabin.

robert mugabe is the literal worst, as he has always been. news at 11

I’m a do-nothing bitch. At least that's what my wife tells me when she gets home from work. Then I weep into my artisanal beard.

She’s 5’7” and 135 lbs. She’s muscular, but in no way shape or form “huge”.

Shes been training to toss people around since before she could tie her own shoes of course she has amazing arms.

I think the statement about the pre-nup is all about her image, she’s a “romantic” she will sign one but she’s not making it public because of true love and all that.

I love this. I know it’s not kosher to judge other people for how they choose to live their lives, and it’s not great to have women knocking other women down, but damn. It’s refreshing to hear such celebration of non-standard beauty. And there is such a tremendous pressure to look pretty for others, to be in the…

Were you there when it was first introduced? Nothing but music videos all the time! It was brilliant! And so many of them really were very clever.

as a guy who is both big and tall, 8-10 inches would look kinda small/average on me. still though...really wouldnt mind having that ._.’

DUDE. I’m not sure if you are making a double ententre about ‘lasting long’... But I was with a guy who had a stunning dick, huge, beautiful... but it was like one of those inflate-y things that flop around in front of used car lots. Just about the time it was gorgeously erect...

I actually dated a man who was not positively equine.

John Francis Daley the entire time, PROBABLY:

10,000 years of civilization and this is what it’s come to...

No, because then you two go bowling with Tom Hardy and I.

Grandpop Hemsworth.

In my other life where I’m a gorgeous goddess with perfect teeth who snapchats with Angelina and Brad - Chris Hemsworth is my husband. This was after I broke up with George Clooney because I stopped returning his phone calls when he got together with Amal.

Aaaaaaand I need to stop now.

Hollywood is a very surreal place.